She’s on fire!,Maybe it should be mentioned on Twitter
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Treated myself to,a bag of Doritos as nobody is looking…
Now I love Doritos and I love spicy food…..but these were too hot even for me.
Bet even the seagulls won’t touch them.
Now I love Doritos and I love spicy food…..but these were too hot even for me.
Bet even the seagulls won’t touch them.
Congratulations Simon., I’ll bet miss Molly just about wagged her tail off.I am now back at home being waited on hand and foot once more. Well I will be when she gets started
and have successfully emptied the bowels twice since I listed earlier. Must be the Senocot I have to take?
I’m home!
I’ll try to get up during next week if you’re up to it.
Wuss
Brilliant invention
I was recommended bottles of prune juice after one op. Nicer than Senocot I'd say.I am now back at home being waited on hand and foot once more. Well I will be when she gets started
and have successfully emptied the bowels twice since I listed earlier. Must be the Senocot I have to take?
I’m home!
Just use Guinness
I look forward to your consumer report when you have tried them.
Show us hiw masculine you are by eating the whole lot in one sitting without a drink to put the fire out.
I look forward to it John. Molly will too, she is very disconcerted right now - “dad isn’t the same person” and looks at me and shrugs and walks out again
Eating them all in one sitting is not masculine, it is greed however sometimes I can be greedy.
If spicy food is too hot for you, the last thing on earth you want to do is drink anything unless it's fatty, like whole milk. A bit of cream, butter or full fat yoghurt will dampen the burn.
Fact.
My favourite biscuit
Went to the house to pay the carpet fitters…”er..we’ve had a slight accident, your curtain pole in the Kitchen has come down…but the screws obviously weren’t long enough”
“How did it happen?”
“Er, lad caught it with the role of lino”
“Lad needs to put it right then doesn’t he?”
“To be fair the screws aren’t long enough & it can’t have been put up right”
Getting more wound up at this point, “I put that pole up, I used the screws & plugs that came with it, if the screws weren’t long enough how have they taken so much plaster with them?”
Here’s a good bit
“Well that’s what happens with old plaster”
“Except that this plaster is only a couple of Months old, just like the plaster throughout the house”
“So what are you saying?
“I’m saying, your lad has grabbed the curtain to pull himself off the floor because that has come with some force, now that needs fixing before the estate agent comes on Sunday”
“Er…how about £50 off the bill?”
“You must be joking, it’s going to cost at least £200 to get a plasterer over the weekend”
“Oh…er…how about £200 off?”
“£250 & we’ll say no more”
“Ok”
When they went I used some filler to repair it.
If it had been an honest accident I wouldn’t have bothered but the fact they lied & tried to turn the blame (yes I know it’s blame somebody else day) I couldn’t let it go.
“How did it happen?”
“Er, lad caught it with the role of lino”
“Lad needs to put it right then doesn’t he?”
“To be fair the screws aren’t long enough & it can’t have been put up right”
Getting more wound up at this point, “I put that pole up, I used the screws & plugs that came with it, if the screws weren’t long enough how have they taken so much plaster with them?”
Here’s a good bit
“Well that’s what happens with old plaster”
“Except that this plaster is only a couple of Months old, just like the plaster throughout the house”
“So what are you saying?
“I’m saying, your lad has grabbed the curtain to pull himself off the floor because that has come with some force, now that needs fixing before the estate agent comes on Sunday”
“Er…how about £50 off the bill?”
“You must be joking, it’s going to cost at least £200 to get a plasterer over the weekend”
“Oh…er…how about £200 off?”
“£250 & we’ll say no more”
“Ok”
When they went I used some filler to repair it.
If it had been an honest accident I wouldn’t have bothered but the fact they lied & tried to turn the blame (yes I know it’s blame somebody else day) I couldn’t let it go.
Went for lunch In Horsell and, check this out, bumped into an ex F1 driver who was very good mates with my late brother in Australia…..we got chatting (nobody else recognised him) and he said he was meeting a couple of mates for lunch and I was welcome to stay….his ‘couple of mates’ turned out to be current F1 drivers.. nice blokes. They were well impressed with what car I have. And they paid.
which was nice.
And they paid.which was nice.
Removed the carbs from the Fazer to give them a good clean and fit the servicing kit. Spent a not insignificant amount of time putting them back in, only to find that I'd forgotten to attach the throttle cables. I'm too young to be going senile so it could only have been blind stupidity.
Removed the carbs again while swearing excessively and then went looking for one of the cats to kick.
Removed the carbs again while swearing excessively and then went looking for one of the cats to kick.
Blame Beaker