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Pow-Lo

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The surgery and associated tests was £5k

The accommodation and use of facilities was £20k

all paid in full ahead of treatment
In that case, your treatment has been f'ing appalling and I'd be asking some pretty loaded questions of the 'manager' there.
 

slim63

Never surrender
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Today I sharpened a knife for a mate, it originally looked like some twat (probably him) had attempted to sharpen it with a pickaxe but now it does what it is supposed to do and looks a hell of a lot better

Next up was dealing with a customer, for once that was nice and easy eg chuck it in the car pay and feckoff just how I like it (y)

last was a small mod on an air rifle to allow it to use newer self indexing magazines, nice and easy, in fact so easy i am not sure why the lad didn't look it up and do it himself

First day of new one a day instead of the previous 4 a day antibiotics today and its not going too bad although my guts are rolling a bit, another 55 days of that and hopefully I will be brand new again :)
 

andyBeaker

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On my own for a few days…not sure I like it. Went to Morrisons and bought all the crap we don’t normally have like Doritos so that was good. Got mother in laws regular prescriptions from the chemist, wish they had a fork lift that I could have used to get them to the car. Took three bags of postcrete back to the builders merchants, which was fine other than I made the schoolboy error of going at school run time. Put my old and battered Rogue Breezy hat in the washing machine to see if I could get it to go back into shape (she’ll never know :sisi1 ), it’s gone floppy. Got my golf gear ready for tomorrow morning then looked at the weather forecast:oops:.
 

derek kelly

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Paid the balance of our holiday.
Upset a neighbour at the other house, went over to do some last minute jobs, reversing into spot outside the house, dickhead with an old Vectra with more bling & speakers than a Vauxhall is worthy of was parked behind & stood looking into his boot, as I crept closer he said “can’t you get any closer?” When I got out I said “yes I could have got really really close cos my car has brilliant cameras, & what’s more it has aeb which would put the brakes on if I got too close” he looked away, I get the feeling he didn’t expect me to hear his comment
 

Pow-Lo

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How strange, it’s upright on the iPhone and posted elsewhere. Perhaps a mod would care to spin it for me?
Go into the photograph and edit it by cropping by the teeniest weeniest amount and that sorts the problem out. My iPhones used to do it until I had to reduce their sizes (I use the app Image Size), no more problems.
 

Malone

Been there, and had one
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Go into the photograph and edit it by cropping by the teeniest weeniest amount and that sorts the problem out. My iPhones used to do it until I had to reduce their sizes (I use the app Image Size), no more problems.
It’s the first occasion it’s happened.
 

Malone

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That's pretty piss poor. After my shoulder op back in 2002, I couldn't go to the bog alone for 24 hours. Nursey stood behind me whilst I tried to pee. I had no idea how difficult it was to try and take a piss with a (fit) nurse staring round my shoulder and hanging on to me in case I fell.
Not as piss poor as your reply on here - go on, tell us, did she? You know the rules :)
 

Malone

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Give us the room number and we'll chip together and order you a pizza :)
It is supposed to be 253 - but surprise, surprise, the number doesn’t show up when I just got back from X-ray. Is it - don’t go in there, there’s zombies inside
 

Malone

Been there, and had one
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I have a new breathing exercise, a mouthpiece like a scuba gear hooked up to an oxygen cylinder opened up to 10 psi. Breathe in and then out against the pressure, repeat for 2 minutes. Stop, rest 2 minutes, repeat. no cheating by nose breathing

it actually works and I can feel it work and can prove it using against the other breather I have to use
 

Pow-Lo

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Not as piss poor as your reply on here - go on, tell us, did she? You know the rules :)
The rules are that I ask the question, I am not obliged to report my own sightings although I often do. No, she didn't unfortunately, but she was quite attractive. Very quite attractive.

Only other rule is WAGS and blood rellies are off limits.
It’s the first occasion it’s happened.
That's weird. Give it a try if it does it again.
 

derek kelly

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I have a new breathing exercise, a mouthpiece like a scuba gear hooked up to an oxygen cylinder opened up to 10 psi. Breathe in and then out against the pressure, repeat for 2 minutes. Stop, rest 2 minutes, repeat. no cheating by nose breathing

it actually works and I can feel it work and can prove it using against the other breather I have to use
Tell them it should be 42psi
 

ogr1

I can still see ya.....
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Went to the shit hole job.
Wish i had'nt.
Place is full of retards, unicorns and wank droppings.
That's just the staff.
 

Malone

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I reckon ‘selfie’ style pics don’t work correctly 0n here.
 

JayTee

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Went out for a fat boy breakfast with the girlie and some biker mates, picked up some compost for said female and fixed a sink plug that had seized up in the down stairs loo.
 
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