Martin

[martin]

Im back twat.

Wolfie you want a toasted chip buttie

 

[Wolfie]

nope just toast

 

[martin]

Okey doke...

 

[Fat Bert]

Oi

Where's my pie and chips slacker?

Toasted Chip Butty !! LOL

That'll be appearing on a few menu's in Wakefield soon!

Nouvelle Cuisine

 

[martin]

Told ya, too many pies makes ya blade suspension go all wobbly.

Now be a good lad, eat ya savaloy and then make a brew.

Has that bastid wolfie nicked my tabs while iv been gone

 

[Wolfie]

nope i,ve been singing

 

[Fat Bert]

Yep

I only gave him your lighter

He's got his own "pipe"

LOL

And this sausage thing tasted tooo meaty

 

[martin]

I only gave him your lighter

He's got his own "pipe"

LOL

And this sausage thing tasted tooo meaty

Bet she's had em.

I'll get me spare pack, Wolfie pass me lighter.

Bert wheres that tea

 

[Fat Bert]

Yeah Yeah Yeah

He's ya tea dudie - just as you like it

6 sugars but don't stir it cos I don't like it sweet!

 

[martin]

Only six, ya tight arse slacker.

Severn please.

Cant find me spare pack, bollox, had to get me roll ups out.

Tell wolfie to stop singing so loud, the jack russell's starting to howl.

 

[Fat Bert]

Nope

He's not howling at Wofie singing mate

It's that picture in the fireplace he's growling at!

 

[Fat Bert]

Oi

Best start behaving mate - Lumpy's logged on - bet ya posts get the pineapple treatment and disappear

 

[martin]

Feck me do you think he'll notice our thread.

Anyrode me and wolfie are now singing ac/dc so no problem

You still got that tin of pineapple chunks, i'll get the tin opener

As for that pic, the german shepphard pissed on it.

 

[Fat Bert]

Careful

Full mob tonight - JAWS is online - shall we sabotage his webcam?

 

[martin]

Oh bollox, all we need is comodore slither fix and we will have the full set.

All hail Koresh:bow:

Thats me banned now:cry:

We could re route his feed via wakefield, Rhino giving it the large.

Empty me ash tray while your up chap

 

[Fat Bert]

Nar

Empty it yaself ya lazy twat - no wonder you get called "The Mountain" Lard Arse

Anyrode, SloppyFix won't appear in here - it's after the horlicks curfew time

 

[martin]

He's busy talking to himself on the fazer forum

No wonder you never see him and MTK together, they are one and the same.

And dont call me a lazy twat, you were getting up to empty ya piss bag anyway. Cheeky fecker.

Bollox just dropped me rollin baccy. Shite

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Parkinsons has a lot to answer for !!

Bet ya can't pick it up with those shaky hands?

 

[martin]

Right im off to me bed

I'll be round yours tomorrow bertie.

Wolfie keep the noise down

Laters

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Just like me fecking Dad

You forgot to ask if we'd turned the immersion off?