Martin

[martin]

Thats true. He'll be taking pictures of himself on a web cam without his shreddies on next

 

[martin]

no ta. but i have just run out of guinness??

Cue Bertie.........

 

[Wolfie]

bert or me?

if me been there done that on a few tree huggers websites.

if bert then you can keep them

 

[Wolfie]

I'm back just been putting some beer in the fridge for wolfie

quick get it out beer is meant to be warm.

 

[martin]

quick get it out beer is meant to be warm.

I would fetch it out for ya, but she wont tell me where our kitchen is.

Whats a kitchen anyway???

 

[Fat Bert]

Old Foxy??

LOL

Were the fooks that Hobnob gone then

Tell you what Martin - is there a decent chippie near you?

 

[Wolfie]

the womans room. also know as the room where men tinker with they bikes whilst it is raining outside if they dont have a garage.

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

the womans room. also know as the room where men tinker with they bikes whilst it is raining outside if they dont have a garage.

Ah! Also known as "Lumpy's Gaff"

 

[Wolfie]

see no shreddies but also no bird shit on my forehead. feck me thats old no tats either.

 

[martin]

Fook me Bertie thats the one.

So do women go and powder there nose in the kitchen then??


What you havin Bertie, cod and chips or a kebab

 

[martin]

see no shreddies but also no bird shit on my forehead. feck me thats old no tats either.

Is that dog still up your arse???

 

[Fat Bert]

Cod?? Cod???

I'm sick of fooking fish - stuck on this sandbank - what the fook do you think I live on ? Steak and Kidney Pies????

Talking of which Pie, chips and mushy peas - light on the salt [think of the hypertension] and easy on the vinegar as it keep me up all night with indigestion!!

Mind you - I hear there a real mans company car sat outside?? !!

Off ya go now - be quick!

 

[Wolfie]

Is that dog still up your arse???

nope he is dead now.

sammy he was called died aged 16.

 

[martin]

I think youve eaten enough pies dont you.

Savaloy and chips it is.

 

[martin]

You havin these out the paper or do you want a plate???

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

Out the paper mate please - best be quick though - those BLACK KA's take ages to accelerate

 

[martin]

Do you need a fork or will you use ya fingers

 

[Fat Bert]

Fooks Sake

Chippe closes at 11 so get a move on

Next thing that skinny twat Wilf will want you to fetch something as well

Go on - fook off

Whilst youre away I'll make a brew - canna beat chips and a mug

 

[Wolfie]

toast please.

 

[Fat Bert]

Might have to WIlf

Might have to Wilf - by the time he gets tha Ka fired up - chippie will be closed

So - white or wholemeal [with you being a hippie like]