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Martin

Fat Bert

Registered User
Nope

Gave us smoking tabs when I got my KnightHood!

Just be a good little man - pop into the kitchen and put the kettle on
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Perhaps you need to get back on em. Help become a seal instaed of a walrus.

How many sugars??
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Twat

I'm a bloater - I can diet

Youre an ugly ladyparts - youre stuffed

best not have ANY sugar now I'm on a diet!

Wouldn't mind a choccie disgestive though d34l
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
LOL

Heard you'd got a steed sorted for Old Skool Ride out

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TopBird

Guest
Attn Martin

I'll have a beer if you can find the kitchen
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Rumours

Heard that MTK was going to be a father again sometime soon

Time for a celebration?

Mrs MTK has already been for a scan
























































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martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Keran, get off our thread

Stead??? Might be a little summat in the pipeline.

Talking of the old skool rideout. Do ya want me to put some street cred on ya sliders for ya.

Heres ya tea
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Nice, reckon MTK will have to break out the carrot juice that weekend

Hows ya tea
 
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TopBird

Guest
Wolfie

Don't tell him that I remember the night when he posted on every thread a Bird site with nothing but Wolfie
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Cheers

Thanks for the cuppa

Bike? Getting a bike won't be a problem - getting someone to loan you a set of leathers that actually fit might be a bit more difficult

and where my biscuit?
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Thought I could borrow your leathers, then Keran could ride pillion. Both of us will get in yours.

Got banned from asda again, another twat tried jumping the que.

Off to get some from the co-op. Fair trade???
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Leathers

Found the only cow big enough to make you a one-piece suit

























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Bourbons or custard-creams will do instead if needs be - don't be long though Derek Kelly might end up in here instead of you

Thats going from boring to desperately boring
 
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