Martin

[martin]

Told em me name was Fat Bert By royal appointment. Then smacked the twat again. Address given as Walrus Mansion, Outer Sandbank, Tenby, Sheep Shaggershire TO55 P0T

 

[martin]

Hob nobs it is then.

 

[Wolfie]

i dont have to fight i just look fecked and they feck off, failing that i give the ferret fumbler a call.

 

[TopBird]

I'm off ya boring me now

 

[martin]

Can you hear summat on here Fatious?? Souns like a moaning tree hugger, or have you got wind.

Want another brew???

 

[Fat Bert]

Good

I'm off ya boring me now

She's taken the hint at last!!

 

[Wolfie]

all trees moan in the wind, and most moan when they see me coming to hug them.

 

[Fat Bert]

oooooooooo

Strewth Martin - careful what ya call him - he'll get all mardy - do a "Rolfy" spit the dummy out and buy a camper van

Wilf - remember the first time we met? Cotswolds - I arrive in car park as Wilf's going to the bar [again]

I looks over..... "Hmm you must be Wolfie then"

"Fook Off" he shouted and disappeared inside the boozer - never did buy me that pint

LOL

 

[martin]

Yer she's making the brews

You still here Wolfie,

 

[martin]

First time I met him was at a Ride mag photo shoot, similar sort of response as well

 

[Fat Bert]

Oi Top Bird

Got anything stronger than tea?

 

[Wolfie]

no wonder i am depressed, i have met the pair of yer.

bert peeps can call me what they like , to upset me you must first matter to me so thats you pair grounded straight away.

as for the bar, yes i like a drink or two, seeing as i was staying the night i was faced with talking to you or getting airlocked.

 

[martin]

Tea up bertie. I'll send her back to make wolfi one. Looks like he's here to stay

 

[Fat Bert]

LOL

hard life aint it Wilf

Martin - go the "entertainment" sorted for Old Skool Bash yet?

I have!!

 

[Wolfie]

only drink tea when i have to be polite,

hard life?? yes bert it is and i am glad for that.

 

[martin]

hard life aint it Wilf

Martin - go the "entertainment" sorted for Old Skool Bash yet?

I have!!

No need mate, got you to laugh at.

 

[martin]

only drink tea when i have to be polite,

hard life?? yes bert it is and i am glad for that.

Do ya want coffee instead then??

 

[Fat Bert]

Fook

Don't get him on the caffeine FFS

He's hyper enough on Guinness and whisky

 

[Wolfie]

Do ya want coffee instead then??

no ta. but i have just run out of guinness??

 

[TopBird]

I'm back just been putting some beer in the fridge for wolfie