Martin

[martin]

These onions are nice.

Another tonic water??

Get them arrows chucked

 

[Tinytim]

....fook, I'm off to that Pub down the road....quick.....
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[Fat Bert]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!

The Pain

Ya Bastid

Just when I thought it was safe to play darts again with the Mad HenchMan from Mansfield, you go and remind me of my "injury"

Bastid - more sleepless nights - thanks :wank:

Right .............

















1














1






































Bollox


Poster advertising Kareoke Nights next week

Bastid

Your go

 

[martin]

20, 20, 1,

 

[Fat Bert]

Treble 15

























Treble 15














































Kareoke poster [again]

Bollox - that bloke on the poster has so many holes in his face looks like he's got smallpox

 

[martin]

Treble 20, 1, 1,

 

[Fat Bert]

Pox Face

Pox Face

Pox Face

Bollox

 

[martin]

I dont think your being serious about this game

 

[Fat Bert]

I dont think your being serious about this game

But I'm winning

Just need double 23 to finish now

 

[martin]

Im off for a game of pool

 

[Fat Bert]

Im off for a game of pool

Careful ya don't drown

 

[Tinytim]

Im off for a game of pool

Long time since I played..I'll put the shilling in but you'll have to set the balls up...I ampt got a fookin clue how they are arranged...Is it red, yellow, red, red. yellow, red, yellow, yellow, red yellow, ooooh fook where'sd this green one come from....where's the black?

:dunno:

 

[Fat Bert]

Fooking Hell

Spots before my eyes - as well as stripes

Anyway - I'll break

Cue chalked

Hee we go ............

Bollox

 

[Tinytim]

Fook that looks dangerous....

I know....15 2, 15 4, a pair's 6 and one for his knob 7....what you got?
Psst...some card schools going over here....

 

[Fat Bert]

I'd want more than one for my knob

Cheap Sheffield Tart

Fooking Cribbage

Whatever next - "Shag the Donkey"

Ooops - soory wrong forum - should have been posted on Wakefield Chav's

 

[Tinytim]

...and before ya start...don't..I'm trying to finish the hedges....

:bang:

 

[Fat Bert]

...and before ya start...don't..I'm trying to finish the hedges....

:bang:

Is that some fancy horse race?

....... and 3 jumps from the finish and it's Ironic the 2 legged horse...

.....leading from Juan Carr the unknown rider form Mansfield ....

LOL

 

[Tinytim]

Fookin howling here......ca..aaaaan.....'t br........reaa...aaathe...helllp..

 

[Fat Bert]

You have woken up then?

LOL

Two legged horse will still be faster than the Two legged FirePlace rider from Mansfield

 

[Fat Bert]

2 bottles of San Miguel and about ready for a proper drink and a game of arrows

Grolsch please - just getting ready for a game of darts with you - got my protective suit all sorted