Martin

[martin]

whats or tea fatbloke??

Me or Bertie???

 

[Fat Bert]

Oi Fattie [LOL ~~~

Fancy a drink?

Diuertic Tonic Water for me please

and a pickled onion [max strength]

 

[Jon and Anya]

thoup - LOL

yup that will do nicely

I think a Grolsch could be in order seeing as your grounded by a diet

 

[Fat Bert]

thoup - LOL

yup that will do nicely

I think a Grolsch could be in order seeing as your grounded by a diet

Thats its ya bastid - tease me eh?

Bitch

Could murder a Grolsch

Ironic will be along in a minute to take the food order so suck a pickled onion whilst ya waiting

 

[martin]

Grolsch x 1
Tonic x 1
Pedigree x 1
And 3 bite ya back pickled onions

Anyone want pork scratchins???

 

[Tinytim]

Grolsch x 1
Tonic x 1
Pedigree x 1
And 3 bite ya back pickled onions

Anyone want pork scratchins???

Pickled egg on a stick please with my Cider, you did get me a cider didn't you...and whothe taking the pith with shoop....? LOL


I purree my food theeth dayth..


:lick:

 

[martin]

Pickled egg on a stick please with my Cider, you did get me a cider didn't you...and whothe taking the pith with shoop....? LOL


I purree my food theeth dayth..


:lick:

Why are you still on my thread.

Sod off

 

[Tinytim]

Why are you still on my thread.

Sod off

It all started to turn to shite when Stan called in....Up until then I had looked upon this head to "head" LOL thread with awe and respec' :yo:

:-0)

 

[martin]

It all started to turn to shite when Stan called in....Up until then I had looked upon this head to "head" LOL thread with awe and respec' :yo:

:-0)

Well take Stan and every other fooker with ya.

I'll talk to me sen, Oh iv allready done 8 pages of that on another threadd34l

 

[Fat Bert]

....

Anyone want pork scratchins???

Stop ya whinging

Now how the fook do ya think old Ironic is gonna cope with pork scratchings FFS? He be chortling them round his gob for weeks

Whats he supposed to do - suck the fookers to death?

He once won a competitiion for his efforts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Vf9QMROCQ




And don't even mention dunking them in his cider - thats just groth

LOL @ Pickled Egg on a stick!!

 

[Tinytim]

Stop ya whinging

Now how the fook do ya think old Ironic is gonna cope with pork scratchings FFS? He be chortling them round his gob for weeks

Whats he supposed to do - suck the fookers to death?

He once won a competitiion for his efforts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Vf9QMROCQ




And don't even mention dunking them in his cider - thats just groth

LOL @ Pickled Egg on a stick!!

How the fo0ok they think that's funny.....the comments made me piss messen...


Tried some scratchings last week....a definite no, no....Can't suck them...nowt happens...ended up everyone gave me the bags to eat the pork dust in the bottoms.....

O.K., O.K. Martin...I'm off...sozz.....:-0)

 

[Fat Bert]

Pork Dust ?

Is that the same as Spathe Dusth only meatier?

For Fookth Thake how you gonna manage a large pickled onion then?

Anyways, I managed to pick the scab off my foot post-darts-accident so I'm back in training

It's only left a small scar

 

[Tinytim]

Does Jaws do these....
.
.

 

[Fat Bert]

Does Jaws do these....
.
.

No need - he only eats English food - none of this poncy stuff so his dentures aren't at risk !!

 

[martin]

Is he still on this thread???

 

[Fat Bert]

Who Stan?

or "Oscar" the ShirtLifters FirePlace ?

 

[martin]

No that toothless old crone from Weffield

 

[Fat Bert]

Weffield?

You need to get out more youth

Tried gardening?

 

[Fat Bert]

STAN ALERT~~~~STAN ALERT~~~~STAN ALERT~~~~

Careful boyyo' - Stans reading the thread

 

[Tinytim]

Tried gardening?

...on a slope? :-0)