Martin

[martin]

Oh ffs, stop being a Rolfy

 

[Fat Bert]

Now.. Now...

Just cos you've had a new day at work in ya new job

That bloke I sent in......

did he buy that trumpet or just fook off to Spireites Town?

Mystery Shoppers Rule :yo::yo::yo: d34ld34l

Have a pint to make amends - Marstons or a proper pint?

 

[martin]

Marstons ta

Not botherd about the trumpet man.

Forgot about him when I sold a pair of 1198 bayliss reps. Only 30k each Kerrrrrching:yo::yo:

Got one left, do you want one???

 

[Fat Bert]

Nar - AlpineStar Red, Orange and Lime Green Power Ranger Leathers wouldn't match

 

[Tinytim]

Too hot for croquet today...


:cry:

 

[Fat Bert]

Croquet potatoes?

Bet ya can suck those fookers to death as well

Makes a change from thoup

Mind you in this weather with no rain to refill ya basket, a normal portion of thoup doesnt lathd 5 minuteth

 

[martin]

Mashed and liquidised

 

[Fat Bert]

Out in the sunshine - too hot on the beach

This is the life eh - beats the fook out of working

Bottles of Sol on ice - fancy one?

 

[martin]

No thanks......

 

[martin]

Have you had me tabs and lighter??

 

[Tinytim]

Have you had me tabs and lighter??

Didn't you leave them over there?

 

[Fat Bert]

Take it thats a "No" then?

Good - more bottles for me

Cheers

 

[Tinytim]

Oh and Happy Birthday to the cleaner anawl..... :yo:

 

[Fat Bert]

Oh and Happy Birthday to the cleaner anal..... :yo:

Pardon Me?

 

[Tinytim]

For a minute I thought this thread had been deleted ...could I fook as like find it... :-0)


:wank:

 

[Fat Bert]

Take it thats a boing then?

You'll have to excuse the Whippet Breeder tonight - think he's reeling from a rebuff

What does "vitriolic" mean anyway?

 

[wuz_uk]

it means hes been Smixed

Adjective
(of language) severely bitter or harsh

 

[Tinytim]

Take it thats a boing then?

You'll have to excuse the Whippet Breeder tonight - think he's reeling from a rebuff

What does "vitriolic" mean anyway?

Is it that strong disinfecting type of soap?

 

[Fat Bert]

Is it that strong disinfecting type of soap?

Nar - thats Garibaldi

Anyway - why does draught Becks give you a headache in the morning?

Drinking it seemed like a "plan" last night b0x2

 

[Fat Bert]

Hangover cured

Cod, chips, mushy peas





























Bite ya Bollox Pickled Onion

Sorted

Feel up to a pint now - Marston Pedi?

Apparently there's some live music in the bar tonight

New Band called "The Bankrupt Illiterates"

Apparently they all ride Blackbird's d34ld34l:dunno: