Martin

[Fat Bert]

And your point is?

w08th

 

[Tinytim]

And your point is?

w08th

 

[Fat Bert]

Fook Me - thats a sight!

Bet she's used them tights before for straining a Beef Conthome thoup!

I know this cos you can see the "beef curtain" bits left in it!

 

[martin]

Oi Ironic, buy us a pint

 

[Tinytim]

Marstons is off...fancy owt else?..

 

[martin]

Black sheep, pint there of. Ta

 

[martin]

Want a game of darts??

They have now fixed the overhead light

 

[Tinytim]

Want a game of darts??

They have now fixed the overhead light

Yea, I'll just go and put me 'Tectors on...

 

[martin]

No need, got some new flights for me arrows

 

[Tinytim]

No need, got some new flights for me arrows

That's what I'm worried about...Nearest to t'bull?

 

[Fat Bert]

Bugger

Copious amounts of Grolsch
+
Football game
+
mobile phone
+
ebay item number
=
Flash on
Flash Off
Flash on
Flash Off
Flash on
Flash Off
Flash on
Flash Off

Return to top and start all over again

and I can't remember a thing !:yo::yo::yo:

 

[martin]

I fookin well can, ya drunken twat

Must change my ringing tone from Rock & Roll train by AC/DC to summat a bit more peacfull.

00.45 for fecks sake. You pissed up old twat:-0):-0)

 

[Fat Bert]

I fookin well can, ya drunken twat

Must change my ringing tone from Rock & Roll train by AC/DC to summat a bit more peacfull.

00.45 for fecks sake. You pissed up old twat:-0):-0)

Agreed!!

I was just being friendly cos I really wanted to know if you'd outbid me on those "flashers" on fleabay

LOL

Moral of Story - leave ya moby well outside of the bedroom

 

[martin]

Or just bar your number!!!

YA BARRED

 

[Fat Bert]

Don't waste ya time barring

That'd make the entire fone redundant :wank:

Nearest Bull for the off?

And one of those unleaded Tonic Waters please

 

[martin]

No probs.

You chuck first

Do ya want a pickled onion. They are on a BOGOF

 

[Fat Bert]

OK

 

[martin]

Fook me, them new specs of yours are good.

Right then,

20, 20, 5,

 

[Fat Bert]

and you can fook right off

I hit the bull so its me to start - cheeky twat - one nights disturbed sleep and your as miserable as a Wakefield Weasel on Pay Day!!

Take then darts out the board twat

Right ...........

 

[martin]

Allright, keep ya toupe on!!!!

Here we go,

5,5,5

Sod it. Your turn