Martin

[Fat Bert]

So England vs Bhorat - Crucial World Cup Qualifier

So they put it on Setanta TV

Whats all that about?

So unless I cough up the £12/month for "Extra Channels" I'll be forced to watch it in the pub FFS

Hmmmm .... I hear the Grolsch Tap calling - cos the £12/month I've saved I can spend on other "Extra Channels" on Sky d34l

Fook me - have you seen that channel which is called "Essex Milfs" featuring the 40+ Readers Wives???

FFS I thought 40+ referred to their chest size not their fecking age!!

Pubs calling - see y'awl later

InnnngerrrrLand ....InnnngerrrrLand ....InnnngerrrrLand ....

InnnngerrrrLand ....InnnngerrrrLand ....InnnngerrrrLand ....

LOL

 

[Fat Bert]

and win they did

Mind you I heard Frank Lampard had his hair cut as well!

FFS - Flies round a jampot

and where the fook's "Ironic" when you need to take the piss?

d04l1ngd04l1ngd04l1ng

 

[Tinytim]

and win they did

Mind you I heard Frank Lampard had his hair cut as well!

FFS - Flies round a jampot

and where the fook's "Ironic" when you need to take the piss?

d04l1ngd04l1ngd04l1ng

Isn't football off thread a bit.??




p0pc0rn41

 

[Fat Bert]

It's about "off thread" as fooking "New Hair Styles" !

Heard you'd had your barnet chopped last week?

w08th

 

[Tinytim]

Not through fekkin choice....slight incident with a lathe.....now fashionably freeform

:-0)

 

[Fat Bert]

Not through fekkin choice....slight incident with a lathe.....now fashionably freeform

:-0)

Tell us more???

We need details and...........

w08th

 

[Fat Bert]

C'Mon for fucks sake - we haven't got all day

Hedges to cut - lawns to pedicure... mullets to shampoo!

 

[Tinytim]

C'Mon for fucks sake - we haven't got all day

Hedges to cut - lawns to pedicure... mullets to shampoo!

No mullets for me mate.....Like to keep it shortish since the lathe incident...some bastid asked me to listen at the bearings rumbling on the lathe..I did, but at the same time the lathe was turning me a pair of stainless front wheel spacers....nearly broke my fookin neck....so it was off with the mullet..I'd had it long enough too and felt that there was defo need for a fashion change at that time
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.so here's me waiting for it to grow long enough to have the Diana Do
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unashamedley stolen from somewhere else....
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anyone attracted....please don't make it obvious...just e-mail me at

phylisdoris@hotmail.com


Don't Will on ya father boys...:-0)
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[Tinytim]

Perforations...so many uses don't you think?
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.p0pc0rn41

 

[Fat Bert]

Puff

Red Lipstick suits you better

And perforations should be limited to tea bags

 

[Tinytim]

Puff

Red Lipstick suits you better

And perforations should be limited to tea bags

What about shit 'ole paper...errr, and stamps....err and tax discs....:dunno:

 

[Fat Bert]

Stamps? No need - send PM's instead

Tax Discs? What are they?

Bog Paper? Err.. fair point

So at least one use then eh?

Bacon Butty and a brew anyone?

 

[Tinytim]

Stamps? No need - send PM's instead

Tax Discs? What are they?

Bog Paper? Err.. fair point

So at least one use then eh?

Bacon Butty and a brew anyone?

I'll have my bacon on a rice cake please....


p0pc0rn41

 

[Fat Bert]

Rice Cake?

Puff! b0x2b0x2b0x2

 

[Jon and Anya]

I could just eat a bag of scratchins

 

[wuz_uk]

So could i ............ feck now ive got to get up and go and get some :yo:

 

[Fat Bert]

The sandbank might have collapsed through excessive "Panzer Ragging" but at least the scaffolding survived!

Beer time?

It's Cyclops Round :-0)

 

[martin]

Can I have a "pit" of bitter ta.

Panzer ragging lol. Thats my idea

Also, cos im a human, does this mean my thread is now "human interest"???

If so, does it mean that wanker Derek Kelly will want to buy us a pint???

Plain or cheese and onion son???

 

[Fat Bert]

Can I have a "pit" of bitter ta.

Panzer ragging lol. Thats my idea

Also, cos im a human, does this mean my thread is now "human interest"???

If so, does it mean that wanker Derek Kelly will want to buy us a pint???

Plain or cheese and onion son???

Bite You Back Worcester Sauce please


and another pint of that Welch Brew I've been supping all weekend - proper - sunshine beer at 5.2%

Kicks like a screaming bansheeeeee

 

[martin]

Bite You Back Worcester Sauce please


and another pint of that Welch Brew I've been supping all weekend - proper - sunshine beer at 5.2%

Kicks like a screaming drama queen

Just to correct ya son.

Game of darts???