...Well...
...I've booked time off work, paid for the ferry tickets, paid for the race tickets and arranged for new tyres and a service on the 'Bird two days before we leave these green, green shores for the barren lands of Spain...
:violin:
...After
ages spent in the art of gentle persuasion,
innumerable bouquets of flowers and absolutely
endless marathons of love-making sessions
(well...twice bi-weekly per annum must be
some kind record) to convince my darling wife that this trip would encapsulate the culmination of our very existence...let's face it...
...The build-up to the MotoGP season - including the first race at Jerez - has been total crap, hasn't it, fellow campers?
...What, with Rossi messing about in the first, pre-season test - to the extent that he lost the chance to win a BMW...
...And with Gibernau
clearly demonstrating the fact that he lacks sufficient skill to negotiate a relatively simple corner if he is even
notionally distracted by the presence of another vehicle (can you imagine how long he'd last on "Spaghetti Junction"?)
...I'm considering asking for a refund so I can book a weekend in Windermere - a location jovially designated as "The Blackpool of the Lake District" by my precious, darling wife.
...Come with us... w;;v
...It's a far, far superior (and much less expensive) alternative to travelling all the way to the non-event at "Cata-
LUN-ya"...
...Wouldn't you agree...? :neenaw:
DA :}
