mick the knife
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jucylucyjane said:
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Hornblower
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We ALL have things that "Piss us off." We ALL do things that we can justify. Yet if only we could be considerate to others and admit to getting things wrong sometimes, perhaps we could ALL get on a little better.
With the knowlege that we now have re the dangers to ourselves and others of smoking I cannot understand how anybody in their right mind would take it up.
It is bad for you (yes I know, so are many other things like drinking to excess, eating too many Mc Donalds burgers and talking on mobile phones)
It stinks and makes every one it touches stink (yes eating garlic and having bonfires do that too).
The damage it causes costs an enormous ammount in health care ( as does unprotected sex drinking to excess and crashing motorcycles).
Sadly smoking is still a risk that some people choose to make. I personally hate it and try hard not to go anywhere near people who are doing it!
What pisses me off is the sneaky under hand way that the government continually uses to force us to do what it wants and the way we bleatingly let them do it!
Look at Income tax. It came in at 1 penny in the pound to help pay for a war and people at the time were told it would then be abolished. Now bloody look at it!
V.A.T. Yet another sneeky tax.
Every year the budget adds 2 or 3p to booze / fags / petrol /T.V. licence / road tax /etc and we just think it's only 2 or 3 pence, forgetting that on most of those items at least 3/4 of the price is already tax!
Speed cameras. I WONT EVEN GO THERE!
The Soddin Government and the British people have a lot to answer for.
Them for thinking these thinks up and us for letting them do it.
However I digress from the Smoking thing.
NOBODY should force anybody else to stop doing things of their choice as long as its not upsetting others. If you want to kill your self smoking , DO IT!
If you do it and invade my personal space with it I will be pissed off and ask you to kindly to stop, or do it somewhere else. But if you even think about lighting one of the filthy soddin things in my house or car.I WILL SHOVE IT UP YOUR FECKIN ARSE!
I feel very strongly about the right to free will for everybody but am ashamed to say I am really looking forward to the 1st of july when at last all you poor addicted suckers who bent to peer pressure, the need to look cool in front of your mates or who through sheer spinelessness need a crutch to lean on because you dont know what to do with your hands in public, who cant give up and I bet there isnt one of you who truly deep in your heart of hearts even though will never admit because of the years of addiction would like to give up, will at last be forced to stop making my air which I have the right and need to breathe while out in public with my friends or family STINK!
As you can see I am not too keen on smoking anybody else got any views on the ban?
With the knowlege that we now have re the dangers to ourselves and others of smoking I cannot understand how anybody in their right mind would take it up.
It is bad for you (yes I know, so are many other things like drinking to excess, eating too many Mc Donalds burgers and talking on mobile phones)
It stinks and makes every one it touches stink (yes eating garlic and having bonfires do that too).
The damage it causes costs an enormous ammount in health care ( as does unprotected sex drinking to excess and crashing motorcycles).
Sadly smoking is still a risk that some people choose to make. I personally hate it and try hard not to go anywhere near people who are doing it!
What pisses me off is the sneaky under hand way that the government continually uses to force us to do what it wants and the way we bleatingly let them do it!
Look at Income tax. It came in at 1 penny in the pound to help pay for a war and people at the time were told it would then be abolished. Now bloody look at it!
V.A.T. Yet another sneeky tax.
Every year the budget adds 2 or 3p to booze / fags / petrol /T.V. licence / road tax /etc and we just think it's only 2 or 3 pence, forgetting that on most of those items at least 3/4 of the price is already tax!
Speed cameras. I WONT EVEN GO THERE!
The Soddin Government and the British people have a lot to answer for.
Them for thinking these thinks up and us for letting them do it.
However I digress from the Smoking thing.
NOBODY should force anybody else to stop doing things of their choice as long as its not upsetting others. If you want to kill your self smoking , DO IT!
If you do it and invade my personal space with it I will be pissed off and ask you to kindly to stop, or do it somewhere else. But if you even think about lighting one of the filthy soddin things in my house or car.I WILL SHOVE IT UP YOUR FECKIN ARSE!
I feel very strongly about the right to free will for everybody but am ashamed to say I am really looking forward to the 1st of july when at last all you poor addicted suckers who bent to peer pressure, the need to look cool in front of your mates or who through sheer spinelessness need a crutch to lean on because you dont know what to do with your hands in public, who cant give up and I bet there isnt one of you who truly deep in your heart of hearts even though will never admit because of the years of addiction would like to give up, will at last be forced to stop making my air which I have the right and need to breathe while out in public with my friends or family STINK!
As you can see I am not too keen on smoking anybody else got any views on the ban?
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Hornblower
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jucylucyjane said:
Get a hose out and squirt it in her window if she complains tell the bitch that its more healthy than her smoke. I bet she shuts her window!
Hornblower
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QUOTE] Maybe if i make it big and yellow it might sink in......[/QUOTE]
Some how I doubt it, but you will make it Feckin hard to read! Lol! Try Red!
I must try to agree with MTK on somthing coz he is quite a nice chap really!
Some how I doubt it, but you will make it Feckin hard to read! Lol! Try Red!
I must try to agree with MTK on somthing coz he is quite a nice chap really!
mick the knife
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After last nights postings I've been giving it some thought, and decided to lobby my MP regarding animal products, mainly flesh. My problem is this, if I go out anywhere I have to put up with the disgusting stench of murdered meat cooking. In resturants the air is laiden heavy with the putrid smell of animal hydrocarbons, which cling to your hair and cloths. You come home from anight out smelling like a neanderthal from too much cave dwelling.
Sea fronts are proberly the second worst, every step you are inflicted with the appalling aroma of chargrilled fat polluting the promenard. The pleasantries of the sea air are lost in the clouds of pollutants wafting from grubby little caravans and stalls, encoureging rats and vermin to spread desease.
Then there's the filthy habit of taking milk in hot drinks. I have to work along side colleagues who participate in this dire practice. The smell on thier breath of decaying milk residue is stomach churning.
By far the worst must be BBQ's. I can not even sit in my own garden without some thoughtless thug incinarating the flesh of a murdered animal. The clouds of smoke and foul aromours of dead animal invade my peace and tranquillity, I have to shut my windows to stop the inside of my bungalow smelling like a burnt out animal carcass. How fair is that? Many times I've been tempted to shower the mindless creatins with my hosepipe to see if that would make them stop. Perhaps if I typed it in a different colour it might sink in that MEAT IS MURDER, and stinks too.
Sea fronts are proberly the second worst, every step you are inflicted with the appalling aroma of chargrilled fat polluting the promenard. The pleasantries of the sea air are lost in the clouds of pollutants wafting from grubby little caravans and stalls, encoureging rats and vermin to spread desease.
Then there's the filthy habit of taking milk in hot drinks. I have to work along side colleagues who participate in this dire practice. The smell on thier breath of decaying milk residue is stomach churning.
By far the worst must be BBQ's. I can not even sit in my own garden without some thoughtless thug incinarating the flesh of a murdered animal. The clouds of smoke and foul aromours of dead animal invade my peace and tranquillity, I have to shut my windows to stop the inside of my bungalow smelling like a burnt out animal carcass. How fair is that? Many times I've been tempted to shower the mindless creatins with my hosepipe to see if that would make them stop. Perhaps if I typed it in a different colour it might sink in that MEAT IS MURDER, and stinks too.
Hornblower
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For M.T.K.
TOTAL CLASS REPLY MATE.
CAN I HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOTAL CLASS REPLY MATE.
CAN I HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
mick the knife
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:dunno: Am I missing something?Hornblower said:
Hornblower
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Oops sorry doing it in BIG and WHITE wasn't such a good idea! Lol! 
mick the knife
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:bow: Thankyou thankyou, now I've re-configured the laptop I've got it.Hornblower said:Oops sorry doing it in BIG and WHITE wasn't such a good idea! Lol!
Hornblower
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Hornblower said:
Is that better :k :k
stan the man
you are not capable
mick the knife said:
but you love steak mick... man8um
Hornblower
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stan the man said:
Yes but not up the Dirt Box
mick the knife
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NO, I'm a changed man. I no longer smoke, eat meat, drink alcohol, I take regular exercise, found religion, tolerantof immigrants spounging off the state, ride and drive 10mph under limit, and sympathetic to taxes.stan the man said:
I won't actually live longer
IT WILL JUST BLOODY WELL FEEL LIKE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!
Hornblower
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mick the knife said:
Sadly you probably will and I will enjoy watching you HATING EVERY MINUTE! :yo:
stan the man
you are not capable
mick the knife said:
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dufus
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English bend over? errr from a race that wears no pants and a skirt ready for man love at the flick of a switch? no ta, you sweaties have got the bending over bit already covered
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Embabe
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Well....after spending a few minutes reading the entire thread that I seemd to have looked over and now ive finished rolling around the floor in a state of giggles I would just like to say I have never smoked, never tried a fag and never will, however if people want to smoke, then so be it. As some one else said not in my home or in my car, but I will happily pull over if somone wants a fag so bad. Somone I knew quite well, never ever smoked or worked in a pub, lived a healthy lifestyle and died of lung cancer. Thank you and good night ladies and gentlemen. xx
Embabe said:
Someone I know who had never driven a car or ridden a motorbike got run over killed by a Toyota Avensis.
The fact is that the majority of British people die from smoking related illnesses, everybody knows somebody who smokes
