Because Mice can’t cover 200 yards.My humane traps do a blinding job. I've now taken to releasing the little fuckers 200 yards away and cutting their legs off so they can't come back.
Because Mice can’t cover 200 yards.My humane traps do a blinding job. I've now taken to releasing the little fuckers 200 yards away and cutting their legs off so they can't come back.
They do if you use a road roller.Because Mice can’t cover 200 yards.
It is indeed a Twatfact...I'll give you that.Twat.
Fact.
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Which part of “cutting their legs off” don’t you understand?Because Mice can’t cover 200 yards.
Broken light bulbs works well for moles. Doesn't hurt if you wear thick gloves when breaking the bulbs.
I find if you cut the legs off in one side only they go round in circles.Which part of “cutting their legs off” don’t you understand?
There is only one way to kill a mole ............Jasper Carrot has the best solution for moles
And don't forget Lollipop the cat. My missus thought I was having some sort of breakdown the last time I watched that on YouTube.There is only one way to kill a mole ............
That just transported me back the the 80's
Unless the mice are obese pre teens they won’t like Nutella.And another empty trap, this time baited with a form of Nutella. Perhaps I’ve eliminated them?
Crushed nuts and chocolate, what’s not to like? I can’t be doing with menu critic rodents. They’ll have to put up with what I put on their table.Unless the mice are obese pre teens they won’t like Nutella.
Classic. The Nutter on the Bus is another one that has me in fits.And don't forget Lollipop the cat. My missus thought I was having some sort of breakdown the last time I watched that on YouTube.
No, I rang him.Did you get that from Beaker's Big Book of Animal Husbandry...?
There's a support line for animal cruelty tips...?No, I rang him.
Yep, 0800 B-E-A-K-E-RThere's a support line for animal cruelty tips...?
Yes, I found one that showed me how to get a cat to bark like a dogThere's a support line for animal cruelty tips...?