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What the ? Mice advice

Cougar377

Express elevator to hell
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Yes, I found one that showed me how to get a cat to bark like a dog

Cover it in petrol, set it alight, and it goes

WOOF!
You're going straight to hell for that one.
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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I’ve not had meeces since Wednesday, either. I’m beginning to wonder if they’ve gone on strike or something.
 

Malone

Been there, and had one
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Nope. Me neither. Is it veg onlyuary? I’ll try sprouts
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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The Mice perspective,
“Hey look, there’s Pow-Lo’s house, let’s go”…..”err, nutella, no chance we’ll go next door”
Next day,
“Are we trying Pow-Lo’s house?” “Yeah, nowt to lose”…..”ew, gorgonzola, let’s go next door”
A week later “one last try at Pow-Lo’s”….”wow, peanut butter, my favourite, we’ll come here every day now”
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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The Mice perspective,
“Hey look, there’s Pow-Lo’s house, let’s go”…..”err, nutella, no chance we’ll go next door”
Next day,
“Are we trying Pow-Lo’s house?” “Yeah, nowt to lose”…..”ew, gorgonzola, let’s go next door”
A week later “one last try at Pow-Lo’s”….”wow, peanut butter, my favourite, we’ll come here every day now”
I only ever use peanut butter. There’s no Nutella here, it’s full of palm oil and it’s shite.

If there is free peanut butter I might pop round for a forage myself.
My little dog is looking forward to eating you. Sorry, meeting you.

Crunchy or smooth.?
Crunchy. Pic’s Peanut Butter, with added salt.

I made Mrs P buy a supermarket own brand for the meeces because she’s been giving the little twats my good stuff :mad:
 

Pow-Lo

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Another bastard meece in a trap this morning. Took it over the Common, phoned andyBeaker for some cruelty advice, cut its front legs off and watched it wheelie it's way to freedom.
 
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