Martin

[martin]

Not expensive anymore. I now smoke these. As recomended by Derek "im a human interest tosser" Kelly

 

[Fat Bert]

Not expensive anymore. I now smoke these. As recomended by Derek "im a human interest tosser" Kelly

Looks nothing like a car boot sale

 

[Tinytim]

:bang:...dunno how this thread has carried on and on and on...no human interest, no sex, no motorcycles....:dunno:

 

[Tinytim]

Bri-Nylon anyone?

...good at drip drying aren't they...:-:

 

[Fat Bert]

...good at drip drying aren't they...:-:

You failed the "Picture Test" - again!

Tosser - that twice tonight

Consider yourself repreman...reprimand....reppremen..

Bollocked!!

 

[Tinytim]

You failed the "Picture Test" - again!

Tosser - that twice tonight

Consider yourself repreman...reprimand....reppremen..

Bollocked!!

..Is this what the Best Dressed Gays in Tenby wear..?... a pair of Cavalry Twills, Hush Puppies to complete the look methinks....Fookin awesome in a West Walian sort of way


:yo:

:wank:

 

[Fat Bert]

 

[Tinytim]

Attention Martin...Masterclass in Sales Technique....

Available for free...just go peruse the Rehoming Section mate.....Seamus shows you how it should be done........:-0)

 

[martin]

Available for free...just go peruse the Rehoming Section mate.....Seamus shows you how it should be done........:-0)

Fook me he's good.

Anyrode I aint all that bad. Sold you a Ducati didn't I????

 

[Tinytim]

Fook me he's good.

Anyrode I aint all that bad. Sold you a Ducati didn't I????

D'you get me cheque?......Forgot to ask...will I get Double Club Points for the Duck?p0pc0rn41

Yer, Seamus is shit-hot at it aint he.....in a laid back, laconic, can't be arsed, don't give a fook sort of way

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.you'd do well to listen to any selling tips he may have Grasshopper...He's a MegaPowerSeller on Evil Bay to so I believe....that right Seamus ????


p0pc0rn41

 

[martin]

You want a pint Ironic????

Pool tables free

 

[Tinytim]

ice cold Grolsch for me please.......'ere catch....50p for the pool...my turn I think...Quiet in the loumge tonight innit....fookin pants this pub sometimes...:-:

 

[martin]

Grolsch???? Lightweight.

No probs, i'll rack em up now. You can break.

M&S have a bit of a deal on on cotton boxers. Any good to ya???

 

[martin]

Hurry the fook up. Im busting for a piss

 

[Tinytim]

Hurry the fook up. Im busting for a piss

Sozz I been a while...these pads aint as absorbent as they say....


Err....my break?

 

[Tinytim]

Is that martin still about?
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Gaggin' for a pint....

 

[Tinytim]

:dunno:...fook this...I'm just nipping next door to the Lounge...:yo:

 

[Fat Bert]

?10 bets this aint a "Boing" ??

 

[Tinytim]

No birds over in the lounge so I've come back.

Where's me pint?

Where's Martin?


:dunno:

 

[Fat Bert]

Where's Martin?


:dunno:

He's gotten himself involved with a love triangle

Him, Lumpy and some bloke having a tug whilst wearing a spiderman crash helmet