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A cowboy emigrated to Wales and opened a ranch at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Unfortunately, none of his cattle survived the branding.
Unfortunately, none of his cattle survived the branding.
Three guys died and when St. Peter met them at the pearly gates, he said, "I know that you guys are 'forgiven' because you're here. But before I let you in, I have to ask you something.
You have to have a Bike in Heaven, because it's so big. What kind of Bike you get will depend on your answer."
The first guy walked up and St. Peter asked him, "How long were you married?" He answered, "24 years." "Did you ever cheat on your wife?", St. Peter asked.
The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times ... but you said I was forgiven."
St. Peter said, "Yes, but that's not too good. You'll get a knackered old Yamaha FS1E."
The second guy walked up and got the same question from St. Peter.
He answered, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out."
St. Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that. You get a Suzuki 750 GSXR SRAD."
The third guy walked up and said, "St. Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"
St. Peter said, "That's what we like to hear. You get a Honda Blackbird, colour is your choice"
A few days later, the guys with the FIZZY and the Gixer saw the bloke with the Bird, crying on the golden footpath. When they asked him what was wrong, he said, "I just saw my wife. She was on a skateboard
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You have to have a Bike in Heaven, because it's so big. What kind of Bike you get will depend on your answer."
The first guy walked up and St. Peter asked him, "How long were you married?" He answered, "24 years." "Did you ever cheat on your wife?", St. Peter asked.
The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times ... but you said I was forgiven."
St. Peter said, "Yes, but that's not too good. You'll get a knackered old Yamaha FS1E."
The second guy walked up and got the same question from St. Peter.
He answered, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out."
St. Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that. You get a Suzuki 750 GSXR SRAD."
The third guy walked up and said, "St. Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"
St. Peter said, "That's what we like to hear. You get a Honda Blackbird, colour is your choice"
A few days later, the guys with the FIZZY and the Gixer saw the bloke with the Bird, crying on the golden footpath. When they asked him what was wrong, he said, "I just saw my wife. She was on a skateboard
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