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Daily Smile thread

T.C

Been there, and had one
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Daughter: What you watching?

Me: Lenny Henry

Daughter: never heard of him.

Me: He was a big deal when I was a kid.

Daughter: Oh yeah, what's the biggest thing he's been in?

Me: Dawn French.

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Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish and he will spend hundreds of pounds on equipment he will use twice a year...
 
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Quiney

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Daughter: What you watching?

Me: Lenny Henry

Daughter: never heard of him.

Me: He was a big deal when I was a kid.

Daughter: Oh yeah, what's the biggest thing he's been in?

Me: Dawn French.


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a variation on the old one - What do you call a dog with a spade up it arse?
 

derek kelly

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Gareth gates was supposed to be starting his comeback tour in Chester but had to cancel when his taxi ended up in Chichester.
 

T.C

Been there, and had one
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During my job interview I was asked: “After a long week how do you normally recharge your batteries?”

Apparently “through high voltage nipple clamps” wasn’t the answer they were expecting.
 
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