Daily Smile thread

Jaws · 6/9/18

Went the zoo and they had a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

Quiney · 7/9/18

Did you hear about the overweight, alchoholic transvestite

He liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

ianrobbo1 · 7/9/18

“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it’s probably shit.”

ianrobbo1 · 7/9/18

“Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy? I hear you ask.

“You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.”

“Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long if you’re fat.”

T.C · 7/9/18

A regular takeaway then

ianrobbo1 · 7/9/18

derek kelly · 8/9/18

Two things about me.
1) My knob is the same length as two Argos pens.
2) I’m banned from Argos.

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