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Yep me as well, she will sit there for bloody hours & not say a word but as soon as I get up to go in the kitchen or something she will start mnnngf mmmpf puuf .... CANT HEAR YOU, I'M IN ANOTHER ROOM ..... mssshftk mnnnfft .....
I come back in & she says what did you say & I'm supposed to be the deaf one ffs
I usually get 'Oh it doesn't matter now'
My radio / computer shack is upstairs and is where you can usually find me
I get ' John .. Hammhmw mfmmfefer'
I get up, go down stairs ( it is pointless expecting her to even be at the bottom of the stair ) to be greeted with something like
Just seen a man on the telly who looks like my dad ( who has been dead 18 years so somewhat unlikely )
Where says I
Oh.. he was on the last news item but gone now
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I mean, for an old geezer I am reasonably fit still, but going up and stairs repeatedly for nowt does tend to play gyp with the knees
I get mhmmmpf gnnngh ..... WHAT NOW! ...... oh I was taking to the dog, this is always at the most awkward of times when I don't need distracting
Or if I'm in the shed she will catch my eye through the kitchen window & start waving her hands about like some deranged octopus while mouthing something & i'm supposed to understand through 2 double glazed windows 15yds apart, so I trudge down & ask the obvious question only to get the same answer you get .... oh it doesn't matter now
Or if I'm in the shed she will catch my eye through the kitchen window & start waving her hands about like some deranged octopus while mouthing something & i'm supposed to understand through 2 double glazed windows 15yds apart, so I trudge down & ask the obvious question only to get the same answer you get .... oh it doesn't matter now
An Arab Sheik was admitted to St Vincents Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery,
the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood,
it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out to all the states.
Finally a Scot was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW,
diamonds & US dollars.
A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card & a jar of candies.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab this time did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab & asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds & money... But you only gave me a thank-you card & a jar of candies".
To this the Arab replied: "Aye, but I now have Scottish blood in my veins".__
the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood,
it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out to all the states.
Finally a Scot was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW,
diamonds & US dollars.
A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card & a jar of candies.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab this time did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab & asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds & money... But you only gave me a thank-you card & a jar of candies".
To this the Arab replied: "Aye, but I now have Scottish blood in my veins".__
