Daily Smile thread

[derek kelly]

Did you know that Budgies die after having sex? Well the one I had did.

 

[derek kelly]

 

[slim63]

If I put a 12 pound turkey in a fan assisted oven at 180C does anyone know how long it will take to die?

I am not sure but I put a chicken in the freezer last night & it was dead this morning

 

[Squag1]

View attachment 47038

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schrödinger's_cat

 

[Cougar377]

Did you know that Budgies die after having sex? Well the one I had did.

Try wrapping it in duck tape next time. Works for hamsters.

 

[andyBeaker]

Try wrapping it in duck tape next time. Works for hamsters.

Duct tape works as well

 

[Squag1]

Duct tape works as well

Before or after

 

[Squag1]

Disappointed.
Thought we were doing it have a spat about duct tape vs duck tape

The we have this, of course.

https://www.frogtape.com

 

[T.C]

 

[Cougar377]

Duct tape works as well

 

[Malone]

And don’t forget Gorilla tape

https://images.app.goo.gl/kuCuneJwXc4Ku9PF7

 

[Squag1]

View attachment 47044

Duct tape fof dyslexics

 

[andyBeaker]

View attachment 47044

Touchy.

All I said was that duct tape works as well.

 

[sr71caspar]

Call it what you want.

It's gaffa tape, really.

 

[Squag1]

Call it what you want.

It's gaffa tape, really.

You need to speak to the gaffa

 

[Squag1]

 

[Jaws]

This morning I saw a politician fall into a frozen lake.

Being a good citizen I immediately reported this to the emergency services.

They have not responded yet and I am beginning to think I wasted a stamp.

 

[Jaws]

 

[Squag1]

This morning I saw a politician fall into a frozen lake.

Being a good citizen I immediately reported this to the emergency services.

They have not responded yet and I am beginning to think I wasted a stamp.

Did he not break his ass on the frozen water
Sorry for being technical.

 

[T.C]