Daily Smile thread

[sr71caspar]

It all depends on whether you shut the cooker door.

.... and whether you light the gas, or not.

 

[Nige F]

https://twitter.com/Backmarker/status/1209455317454589952?s=09

 

[derek kelly]

If it’s a fan assisted oven 180 is too hot.

 

[andyBeaker]

If it’s a fan assisted oven 180 is too hot.

The turkey hasn't said anything??

 

[Lee337]

Where did you get a Turkey from?

All the animals are at the Animal conference (except the Elephant)

 

[sr71caspar]

Lovely watching the kids open their pressies this morning.
A bit pissed off that the fat sod with the beard got all the credit again.




.......it's my own fault for marrying her, I suppose.

 

[Jaws]

Where did you get a Turkey from?

All the animals are at the Animal conference (except the Elephant)

And the giraffe is missing too.. I think he might still be stuck in the fridge

 

[ianrobbo1]

 

[ianrobbo1]

 

[ianrobbo1]

 

[ianrobbo1]

 

[Cougar377]

The turkey hasn't said anything??

Jeremy Corbyn...? He's said enough, don't you think..?

 

[derek kelly]

 

[Minkey]

And the giraffe is missing too.. I think he might still be stuck in the fridge

Don't forget that you took the giraffe out to put the elephant in

 

[Jaws]

Don't forget that you took the giraffe out to put the elephant in

Yes, but elephants are clever and giraffes are about as bright as a 10 watt bulb.. So the elephant might have talked the giraffe in to swapping places

 

[Squag1]

I smell wacky tobaccy

 

[andyBeaker]

Yes, but elephants are clever and giraffes are about as bright as a 10 watt bulb.. So the elephant might have talked the giraffe in to swapping places

I stroked a giraffe once.

Never stroked an elephant though.

 

[Jaws]

I smell wacky tobaccy

You did well to smell it from over there !!

 

[Jaws]

I stroked a giraffe once.

Never stroked an elephant though.

I have had a ride on an elephant... London Zoo late 1950's

 

[johnboy]

I'm a qualified mahout.