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Pass the mint sauce
Paddy was sunbathing on a nude beach in spain.
Out of manners and to prevent sunburn he kept a hat over his bits .
A woman walked past sniggering and said "if you were a gentleman you would lift your hat"
Paddy replied "If you werent so ugly it would lift itself" !!
My ex wife has just got a job at the local sewage works.
I reckon she will be the best shit stirrer they have ever had
The guy who invented autocorrect has died,
May he roast in piss.
I started writing poetry the other day:
POETR That's coming along nicely.
I'm on anti-barn dance pills
I'm not allowed to exceed the dosy dosage!
I've written a book called, "101 Ways To Revive The High Street".
It's available from Amazon on Monday!
Out of manners and to prevent sunburn he kept a hat over his bits .
A woman walked past sniggering and said "if you were a gentleman you would lift your hat"
Paddy replied "If you werent so ugly it would lift itself" !!
My ex wife has just got a job at the local sewage works.
I reckon she will be the best shit stirrer they have ever had
The guy who invented autocorrect has died,
May he roast in piss.
I started writing poetry the other day:
POETR That's coming along nicely.
I'm on anti-barn dance pills
I'm not allowed to exceed the dosy dosage!
I've written a book called, "101 Ways To Revive The High Street".
It's available from Amazon on Monday!
