Daily Smile thread

[derek kelly]

A 67 year old ex teacher has been trampled to death in India by an Elephant, experts say this was a one in a million chance.
That means David Attenborough lied as he said there are only two thousand Elephants left in the World.

 

[Squag1]

 

[Squag1]

That was a very polite response considering........

 

[Centaur]

That was a very polite response considering........

It was.......but remember you are no longer out of reach.

 

[Squag1]

It was.......but remember you are no longer out of reach.

Wait until border kicks in.
Undesirables won't be able to get in

 

[Centaur]

Wait until border kicks in.
Undesirables won't be able to get in

Does that apply in both directions?

 

[derek kelly]

Be interesting to see what happens after Brexit, most of the illegal immigrants in Britain are flooding in from Ireland unchallenged.

 

[Centaur]

Be interesting to see what happens after Brexit, most of the illegal immigrants in Britain are flooding in from Ireland unchallenged.

Really.....do tell!

 

[derek kelly]

Really.....do tell!

I believe I did in a previous post.

 

[Jaws]

Can someone explain to me what any of the above 8 posts are doing in the daily smile thread before they get shuffled off !

 

[Jaws]

 

[Jaws]

 

[Jaws]

Parliament off home to bed after another exhausting day, making fools of the country...

 

[Jaws]

Politicians waiting to audition for the post of Speaker of the House of Commons...

 

[T.C]

 

[derek kelly]

How many remoaners does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, they’d rather have a vote to keep the broken one.

 

[ianrobbo1]

 

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