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This is funny as the player didn't do any permanent damage ....other than to his pride.
If I'm not mistaken one of his team mates is laughing his socks off.....
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/47508257
If I'm not mistaken one of his team mates is laughing his socks off.....
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/47508257
War of the Worlds.
I am Lord Lucan.
Hide and seek champion.
42 psi both ends
I was diving off the coast of Italy, I said to my companion “what sort of eel is that?” He replied “That’s a Moray”
When we got married the guests threw breakfast cereal instead of confetti, it was a Frostie reception.
When we got married the guests threw breakfast cereal instead of confetti, it was a Frostie reception.
Bono & the edge walked into a bar, the barman said “not u2 again”
Went for a job interview, the boss asked “can you perform under pressure?” I replied, “not sure of the words but I can do Bohemian rhapsody”
A man gets run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry.
A policeman goes to inform his family. He says "There's no easy way to say this"....
A policeman goes to inform his family. He says "There's no easy way to say this"....
On is ay ix ears ago Norm ollier died.
Why don’t Scotsmen wear elasticated underwear?
Because it gives.
Because it gives.
We Scotsmen don't wear underwear. (Pictures available on request.)
