• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

Man down help please

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dufus

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Wait till he asks the nurse do ya fancy a shag, then they will get him ready to discharge.


Glad to see positives cent. does he want some bike mags sent to him? he may not want to see a bike again but if he does let me know, I'll send em up, the nurses are more tolerant of bikes mags than they are of w*nk mags
 

Centaur

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Thanks Dufus but...

His Mum is with him all the time and she would prolly have a heart attack if someone sent him bike mags! MTK I think it will be some time before he can suck a steak never mind chew it! :lol:
 

Barrie

Registered User
Centaur said:
Just heard he's learned a new party piece. He's found if he blocks the trakky thing after taking a breath he can talk past it. Said "Hello" to his Mum and she cried like a baby!
Bloody Hell M8, that brought a lump to my throat. Keep posting the good news.
 

Steamy

registered
Bill, I've just brought myself up to speed with David's progress. It sounds like he's had an awful time of it and the recovery is going to take a long time. But, the good news is that he's still here and making good progress. We'll all keep our fingers crossed that he's back to 100% before too long mate.

I, for one, will certainly raise a glass to him and wish him a very speedy and successful recovery. All the best to David!:yo:
 

dayglow

Registered User
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shit bent-tore...just caught up with this:bang:

.... sickening stuff for you and the missus

you must be feelin all sorts of torment at the mo

have a 21 year old myself... worry myself shitless about him when he's out in his cage...
fortunately (for me) he's not into bikes.


it's at times like this, as parents, that your steel is tested.



my best wishes to you both... and a successful recovery for you lad:bow:

regards:yo:
clayblow
 
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OzCrow

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All the best wishes for a full recovery for your son Centaur. I can't imagine what you guys are going through at the moment but the post about saying hello to his Mum brought tears to my eyes.

Cheers from the penal settlement down under.
 

americanexpress

Registered User
Centaur said:
Just heard he's learned a new party piece. He's found if he blocks the trakky thing after taking a breath he can talk past it. Said "Hello" to his Mum and she cried like a baby!
I always knew your mum could make you do anything,

glad to hear he is doing so wellR#?
 

ericonblackbird

Registered User
I've followed this thread and haven't really known what to say apart from I'm sure he will recover, the worst is now over.

Having had an accident prone past I can comment on this
They hope that will be his last op but still have to do something to secure his teeth. What, I don't know?
they can do wonderful things with pins (I have 12 or so) and the rest usually is just a matter of time using various supports in the meantime.

One 'word of advice' (if I may) when David is eating again, do not offer liquidised grapes, this is probably the most foul of all concoctions to consume! My mates gave me treacle toffee, ba5tards!

Best wishes to you all.
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
I?ve followed this thread, too.

At the start I was frowning and, by the time I got here, I was smiling.

I?m not the sentimental type, but (please) post a picture, when you can, of you ? your son and your wife ? smiling and happy together again.

Best wishes,

DA
 

Centaur

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Just to clarify things

it's exwife of many years but still on very good terms and David is much loved on both sides!
 
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Bluey

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Great to hear things are improving,wishing you and the family all the best,Arthur and Amanda



By the way you are right RED is better
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
Centaur said:
it's exwife of many years but still on very good terms and David is much loved on both sides!
...If I'd wanted a history lesson I'd have asked for one!



...Just post the fekkin' picture...


...Look forward...And we'll be lookin' with ye...
 
Bill its real good to see things are on the mend, hope your stay in Aberfreeze wasn't too bad either !

Wish him all the best from a'body mate

:bow:
 

Centaur

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Club Sponsor
Update

David has had his trackky removed....left a hole which will heal but for now he has to put his finger over the hole to talk. All connections wires and tubes removed....he walked to the cafe in the hospital today and had a drink through a straw. Jaws are still held together by rubber bands but they are talking about checking him out on Tuesday!!!! RAF are providing a married quarter for David and his Mum while he recovers :bow: :bow: :bow: But the surgeon does not anticipate any more surgery.hooray!!! Still has clips on his head holding scalp together for the next couple of weeks, still a bit confused at times and is going to be on soups etc for some time but compared to a couple of weeks ago, boy, has he moved on! I will be eternally grateful for the concern shown on here. Many many thanks. :bow:
 
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