Daily Smile thread

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[andyBeaker]

Why two Kiwis....?

If you have to ask that then there is no point in trying to explain it.

Honestly.

 

[Squag1]

They're usually pretty small. From the rugby results I think there are usually thirty of them in their team.

Thought they were fuzzy fruit

 

[slim63]

Why two Kiwis....?

You always have to add a couple of fruits

 

[ianrobbo1]

Anne Summers outlets are selling a new alcoholic vaginal gel that women can rub on their flaps!
So now, when a guy goes down, he can have a bevy as well.
However.... Anti-drink campaigners want it banned amid fears of 24hr minge drinking!

 

[ianrobbo1]

I was on holiday Australia with the Mrs recently, when she was stung on the minge by a hornet, so I phoned the Fosters lager helpline:

"Please help me"
"Hey, what's up man?"
"My girlfriend has been stung on her vagina and its completely closed up"
"Bummer dude"

"Hadn't thought of that.....Thanks mate, bye"

 

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[derek kelly]

Bought a Jehovah witness advent calendar, everytime I open a door it tells me to fuck off.

 

[ianrobbo1]

Paddy and Murphy fancy a Pint but only have a euro between them. Paddy goes off and buys a sausage.
Murphy says are You mad? Now we're skint! Come on says Paddy follow Me.
They go into the pub order two pints and drink them before they pay. Paddy shoves the Sausage through the zipper of his Jeans and tells Murphy to get down on his Knee's and suck it. The Barman go's berserk and throws them out.
10 pubs and 10 pints later Murphy says..
'I cant do this any more, my Knee's are sore and I'm pissed.
How do you think i feel? Says Paddy, I can't even remember which Pub I lost the Sausage in!?

 

[Squag1]

More racist and sexual innundo.
I'm also seeking legal advice for compensation for ruptured hernia

 

[andyBeaker]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42351585

 

[Centaur]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42351585

It's supposed to be a smile thread Andy. Why is that waste of fuel and environment damage funny?

 

[andyBeaker]

It's supposed to be a smile thread Andy. Why is that waste of fuel and environment damage funny?

Mainly because some mugs think it is true.

 

[T.C]

Maths made simple.

If you have £20 and your wife has £5, she has £25.

 

[Jaws]

Maths made simple.

If you have £20 and your wife has £5, she has £25.

womans math

A coat is £60
In a sale it is reduce to £20
Woman buys coat
Woman 'saves' £40
She saved £40 so she buys another £30 coat because in her mind she has spent a total of £10

 

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