Undoing someone else's rubbish workmanship and preparing to replace with some true craftsmanship.
Just about to have a shave and a shower.
Just about to have a shave and a shower.
I did not rebuild a half collapsed dry stone wall.
Well, if you've been telling her that then no wonder her parking is shit...!The missus thinks its 3 foot
No, I ran out of the rain.Ran out of wool stuffing?
So you’ve paid for a true craftsman.Undoing someone else's rubbish workmanship and preparing to replace with some true craftsmanship.
You're fired !I did not rebuild a half collapsed dry stone wall.
Does that mean I don’t have to do it tomorrow?You're fired !
None of your back answers!!Does that mean I don’t have to do it tomorrow?
You trimmed your neighbour’s bush.Went out for a 75 mile ride on the Bird, came back cut the dry hay and weed that I have for a front lawn now because the ground is bone dry.
Decided to trim my side of me neighbours hedge feeling knackered now.
You trimmed your neighbour’s bush.
That looks a nice skinner, what’s the steel?
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I wish it was a proper hedge it’s a feckin leyllandi put in 25 years ago by a previous owner to make a quick growing hedge, worst decision ever.
Every whip turn I take the chain saw to it cos the trimmers aren’t man enough for the thick branches at the bottom .
We had 7 of those bastards across the top of our garden when we moved in, we got them chopped down but the roots were left & it took me 2 weeks to get them out, the biggest of which 3 of us struggled to get out of the hole, to give you an idea of the size of the things removing them gave me room to put down a 23 x12 foot slab for a shed base
They had to chop the top half of all of them off first as even the smallest ones either end hadn't got room to fall diagonally across the garden without hitting the house & even then it was close
And then the twat in the house behind complained about me putting a shed up as you can imagine he got short shift from me on that score
I hope you built to the maximum height like I did. Know the law and use it to your advantage.We had 7 of those bastards across the top of our garden when we moved in, we got them chopped down but the roots were left & it took me 2 weeks to get them out, the biggest of which 3 of us struggled to get out of the hole, to give you an idea of the size of the things removing them gave me room to put down a 23 x12 foot slab for a shed base
They had to chop the top half of all of them off first as even the smallest ones either end hadn't got room to fall diagonally across the garden without hitting the house & even then it was close
And then the twat in the house behind complained about me putting a shed up as you can imagine he got short shift from me on that score