The problem with the BLACKBIRD

[frenchuk]

Shot yourself in the foot I see.
Whilst retreating.

You are a very confused individual, and can't even keep up a banter without retorting to stupid desperate replies such as the one above with somebody who's English isn't even first language. That's poor.

or what it's worth I concur with B1rdie

Joe fuck off :f Seriously, of course the bird was not built for tracks, but then again neither were any other bikes beside race bikes - you still have to remove the lights, indicators, tune it here and there... Beside you can have fun with the bird on the track I believe, as proved by Ben, Pete, Russ, and many others - and on the twisties, as proved by me this weekend (ask R1Shaun for confirmantion). And it's a fact that the bird lacks in the suspension department even for the road, depending on how you ride and what type of weight you load the bike with. As for the better tool for the job, well each to their own, some boys like R1, some others like supermotos, some others like to fight a fat bitch... that makes for the rich tapestry of the biking world w;;v

 

[B1rdie]

You are a very confused individual, and can't even keep up a banter without retorting to stupid desperate replies such as the one above with somebody who's English isn't even first language. That's poor.


Joe fuck off :f Seriously, of course the bird was not built for tracks, but then again neither were any other bikes beside race bikes - you still have to remove the lights, indicators, tune it here and there... Beside you can have fun with the bird on the track I believe, as proved by Ben, Pete, Russ, and many others - and on the twisties, as proved by me this weekend (ask R1Shaun for confirmantion). And it's a fact that the bird lacks in the suspension department even for the road, depending on how you ride and what type of weight you load the bike with. As for the better tool for the job, well each to their own, some boys like R1, some others like supermotos, some others like to fight a fat bitch... that makes for the rich tapestry of the biking world w;;v

It was quoted by yourself that you fully understood the English language etc, now I can plainly see you have very little concept of it, now your whining and bleating, as is the French :cry: way when losing.

As I have a full grasp of your clearly inferiour position, I will refrain from RIPPING THE PISS. w;;v

 

[B1rdie]

Why thank my son for that then?

NOW wake up
c7u8

 

[Fat Bert]

Hoorrah!!

......... I will refrain from RIPPING THE PISS.

That will be a "first" then

 

[frenchuk]

It was quoted by yourself that you fully understood the English language etc, now I can plainly see you have very little concept of it, now your whining and bleating, as is the French :cry: way when losing.

As I have a full grasp of your clearly inferiour position, I will refrain from RIPPING THE PISS. w;;v

How sad retort that is you poor poor spineless twat, thing is, members here have met me, they know I'm for real, meanwhile you just are a pathetic attention-seeking internet character, for all we know you could be a 14 year old snotty little shit, well your poor banter certainly indicates this possibility. Why don't you come to one of our Lord derby meets, or meet with any here? Well of course you've got to buy a bike first, or you could go by car, doesn't matter if you've got a bike or not, but get a biking spirit first at least you condescending ignorant pompous self-important pedantic winging wimpy cretin

 

[B1rdie]

How sad retort that is you poor poor spineless twat, thing is, members here have met me, they know I'm for real, meanwhile you just are a pathetic attention-seeking internet character, for all we know you could be a 14 year old snotty little shit, well your poor banter certainly indicates this possibility. Why don't you come to one of our Lord derby meets, or meet with any here? Well of course you've got to buy a bike first, or you could go by car, doesn't matter if you've got a bike or not, but get a biking spirit first at least you condescending ignorant pompous self-important pedantic winging wimpy cretin

I take it you lost another argument then
:violin:

 

[frenchuk]

I take it you lost another argument then :violin:

Lost for words are you, or you want people to feel sorry for you? :dunno:

 

[B1rdie]

Lost for words are you, or you want people to feel sorry for you? :dunno:

OMG
I am not lost for words! is it that you can't grasp them.

LOSER
:dunno:

 

[frenchuk]

OMG
I am not lost for words! it is that you can't grasp them. LOSER
:dunno:

and I am the one who's English is poor? LOL!
You're a funny man, a real joker, a class-act comedian, thanks for the laugh!
(PS: since I raised to your 0-100 challenge, I'll be anxiously waiting for your PM to arrange us to meet on a private road, I'm sure quite few here will like to attend so give a bit of notice - can't wait!)

 

[frenchuk]

BTW, don't worry, people feel sorry for you anyway! g0551p

 

[B1rdie]

BTW, don't worry, people feel sorry for you anyway! g0551p

Why would anyone want to feel sorry for me ROFLMFAO.

 

[Mr E]

B1rdie

YOUR A TOSSER............................GO PLUCK YORSELF!

 

[B1rdie]

YOUR A TOSSER............................GO PLUCK YORSELF!

Who rattled your cage you little prick.

 

[D.S.]

Joe fuck off. Seriously, of course the bird was not built for tracks, but then again neither were any other bikes beside race bikes - you still have to remove the lights, indicators, tune it here and there... Beside you can have fun with the bird on the track I believe, as proved by Ben, Pete, Russ, and many others - and on the twisties, as proved by me this weekend (ask R1Shaun for confirmantion). And it's a fact that the bird lacks in the suspension department even for the road, depending on how you ride and what type of weight you load the bike with. As for the better tool for the job, well each to their own, some boys like R1, some others like supermotos, some others like to fight a fat bitch... that makes for the rich tapestry of the biking world

yes Pierre, but unfortunately we're not all twisty biking gods like you my mon ami :B So those of us who cearly do not have your ability and skill on the bargebird have to resort to lesser machines :blush: Still, such is life ; perhaps one day you'll be kind enough to share some of your riding skills with us & join us on a ride out or the track in order to demonstrate where we're going wrong :bow:
Yours humbly Chorizo Joe :beer:

 

[skippy]

BTW, don't worry, people feel sorry for you anyway! g0551p

Oh no we don't

 

[Centaur]

Surely enough is enough

I am all for banter and piss-taking but some of the posts on here are beyond that. Those of you who seem to be losing their rag; pull back and leave it alone. We all have to go to hell our own way. live and let live. :t

 

[B1rdie]

y think I am a bit of an arsehole. Can you believe it?

Personally speaking the word war is a lot less damaging than some of the smut posted on parts of this forum. Remember that all it is are words.

I hear that some people actually think that I am a bit of an arsehole. Can you believe it? :dunno:

Nah not for a moment M8 uke:

 

[Wolfie]

I can and i do lumpy

but only cause you have got long cans on your pretend bike!!! :neenaw: :neenaw:

 

[D.S.]

thing is, members here have met me, they know I'm for real and wear gay gloves
QUOTE]

ya see Pierre, that is the problem :beer: :}

 

[frenchuk]

yes Pierre, but unfortunately we're not all twisty biking gods like you my mon ami. So those of us who cearly do not have your ability and skill on the bargebird have to resort to lesser machines. Still, such is life perhaps one day you'll be kind enough to share some of your riding skills with us & join us on a ride out or the track in order to demonstrate where we're going wrong :bow:
Yours humbly Chorizo Joe

You tosser Well you said yourself that you somehow prefered to take the sofa on track rather than the pocket rocket because you enjoyed it more it being more challenging, I guess I meant something like that - as for the ride out, we already have you tosspot, but you know I want to and I will again - and as for the track, I will also - are you doing the one Buzz organises in Sept.?

"thing is, members here have met me, they know I'm for real and wear gay gloves"
ya see Pierre, that is the problem

man8um %$fan

Lumpy: sieved, you're alright