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stevetyler

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I can't wait for the new 50 mph limits come in. Think of all that extra money we're going to make. I'm planning my extra holidays now !
 
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morphgarth

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stevetyler said:
I can't wait for the new 50 mph limits come in. Think of all that extra money we're going to make. I'm planning my extra holidays now !
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I take it that you must work in the treasury then??
 
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karlos2000

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as an incentive, bacon butties

gypsy said:
Donuts?:eek: you poofta
Bacon sarnies and whiskey out of the filing cabinet for me
SWEEEEEENEEEE!
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I'm an executive director and board member of a national organisation of utter wankers and we meet up and down the country every 8 weeks at various places, we always turn up late-ish, this time (Wednesday 11th) the agenda actually said > arrive 10.00am for tea, coffee and bacon butties, I was there for 9.05am !!!!, thinking I would be first, nope, 3 there waiting, and we were all there by 9.25, the meeting started 20 mins early .... bacon butties, deffo the way forward ......
 
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morphgarth

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gypsy said:
Donuts?:eek: you poofta
Bacon sarnies and whiskey out of the filing cabinet for me
SWEEEEEENEEEE!
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You can't have bacon butties and be effective. In the immortal words of Regan,

"We're the Sweeney son, and we have't had any breakfast!":-0)
 
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morphgarth

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Gypsy you slag!!
 

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Barrie

Barrie

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Jono said:
Lumpy,
Just a thought but it may have been a civilian operator who you spoke to. :rolleyes:
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That's no exercuse, if the police employ said civilian then they, the police, are responsible for his/her actions.
 
Barrie

Barrie

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morphgarth said:
I wired up my garage okay. You ever had anyone convicted of murder??h1d1ng2
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I'm glad I don't have to use your garage then. As you are a police officer who knows all about the law, I hope you didn't wire your garage after Jan 2005 because if you did and you didn't notify building control, then you in breach of the law and could end up in court.
 
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morphgarth

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Barrie said:
I'm glad I don't have to use your garage then. As you are a police officer who knows all about the law, I hope you didn't wire your garage after June 2004 because if you did and you didn't notify building control, then you in breach of the law and could end up in court.
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No I did it on May 31st at five to midnight!!:-0) Did'nt that come into effect on 1st Jan 2005????
 
Barrie

Barrie

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morphgarth said:
No I did it on May 31st at five to midnight!!:-0) Did'nt that come into effect on 1st Jan 2005????
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It was Morph, I stand corrected. In my opinion, for what it's worth, Part "P" is an ill thought out piece of government crap.

It was the change of colour code that was 2004. Bloody Hell, I'm losing my grip.
 
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