people not being terribly funny et al

[Wolfie]

no, there are bikers and then sheepskin seat covering arrow firing tree huggers with obscure back lights with lots of white cars around.

feck i forgot about the rear light, borrox, have to do it tomorrow now. :bang::bang::bang:

 

[Wolfie]

a biker would NEVER forget about his rear light.

good job i am a motorcyclist then.

 

[McMuckles]

a biker would NEVER forget about his rear light.

Real Bikers NEVER have lights:wank:





8rfl@8rfl@8rfl@8rfl@

 

[McMuckles]

Relative newbie on here,but had a lurk prior to getting involved it gives you a sense of what the forums about. New at the start that posts would get sarcastic smart arse remarks, but could see that genuine requests for help would be heeded as well.

Biker V Motorcyclist, I can see some of Lumpys argument here, it tends to be that there are many middle class middle aged bikers nowadays as opposed to working class middle aged bikers, that may not have shared in the banter of the forces,workshop,prison, housing estate etc so may be easily offended.

Two weeks ago at the Welly in Tyndrum, it was like a meeting of the local Rotary Club on two wheels, all brand new beemers and cravats, looking down there noses at anyone that had a number plate less than a 60 plate.
Recently there has been a bit of the I am a real tuffy biker but you,re not, on here- but does anyone care

Me - I can take the banter, and the pish dished out by keyboard warriors.
would agree if you dish it out, you need to take it back,though can see where John is coming from, some people dipping there toes in might not be ready to get the piss taken out of them.

Ex Housing estate, ex Army, Ex Trucker, now in a management role tattooed love boy


The meek shall inherit the world if thats ok with you chaps

 

[stormer]

Well I'm not going to say it.....................8rfl@

 

[Flymo01]

I'm telling my mum :t

 

[stormer]

SsssssHhhhhh the whole of the inner circle must be asleep!!!!!

 

[killerhaggis]

Better on the outside looking in rather than on the inside looking out... ;-0))

 

[stormer]

Do you think they are all waiting for the 31st.........h1d1ng2

 

[derek kelly]

Warning about the rottweilers and telling them to expect the worst IMHO

Please don't bring Rotties into this, they are a wonderful friendly breed, it is bad owners that turn them viscious, anybody who slags [please don't change it to "shags"] Rotties is a Motorcyclist, not a biker :-0)

 

[Artemis]

I'll tell you exactly why the newbies didn't stay.



A certain sweetie Goddess has not been around to welcome them and offer them sweeties.


Q.E.D.

 

[silverfox.xx]

Please don't bring Rotties into this, they are a wonderful friendly breed, it is bad owners that turn them viscious, anybody who slags [please don't change it to "shags"] Rotties is a Motorcyclist, not a biker :-0)

My son has 2 dawgs, a german shepard cross staffie and he has a rottie, both are around children all day and are well behaved and trained. Agree with your comments DK.. its not the dogs its the owners that are at fault. With my sons dogs you're more likely to be licked to death than bitten.

My daughter babysits a pit bull as the owners have no children and my daughter has 3 children aged 4 to 13, the owner of the dog is a vet. The dog now loves to play with the children, it really has little choice... but it has worked wonders in the dog... the dog is no longer frightened of children.

 

[Tinytim]

My son has 2 dawgs, a german shepard cross staffie and he has a rottie, both are around children all day and are well behaved and trained. Agree with your comments DK.. its not the dogs its the owners that are at fault. With my sons dogs you're more likely to be licked to death than bitten.

My daughter babysits a pit bull as the owners have no children and my daughter has 3 children aged 4 to 13, the owner of the dog is a vet. The dog now loves to play with the children, it really has little choice... but it has worked wonders in the dog... the dog is no longer frightened of children.

Yea great...love the sentiments...but the fookas only have to take one bite and it's game set and match, "well, who'd 'ave fookin thowt it eh?"

p0pc0rn41

 

[silverfox.xx]

Yea great...love the sentiments...but the fookas only have to take one bite and it's game set and match, "well, who'd 'ave fookin thowt it eh?"

p0pc0rn41

Mind you don't choke on the popcorn :-0)

 

[ceoils]

my parents used to have 2 huge male dobies. They used to fight all time and were always getting stiched up by my dad. They would kill any other dog they got hold off and once brought down a deer in scotland.
HOWEVER
the first time I saw I thought shit I'm nervous. My 2 year old daughter went to the real coal fire as she had never seen one and there was no guard on it. It was one of these huge walk in fire places. One of the dogs jumped out of its bed and squeezed between my daughter and the fire and kept trying to herd her away. The dog was all scorched and singed down one side.

nobby

 

[Pugwash]

Has this thread inspired anyone to be more amusing then?

 

[ceoils]

open season on newbies and oldies ... not fair I get double dose being an old newbie (((((
nobby

 

[Wolfie]

you is fecked then aint yer.

i am going to be nice and polite to people it is all part of the management course i have been doing to try and stop me from showing my work colleagues my knife that lives on my desk. They think i have anger issues or something like that, not that the other person is a feckin cock sucking sponging useless feckwit of the family that i work for oh no it is down to me.

Good Morning My name is Andy and i am a nice person.

 

[Wolfie]

Good Morning, your name is Andy and you am a fibber.

it is because of people like you that i have to paid a visit to the special man

 

[willibet]

would that be your English Grammar tutor? If it is, sack him, he's not teaching you properly.

Says the man who conjugates the verb to be and comes up with "you am".