people not being terribly funny et al

[trigantle]

and who the feck is the oxo man?........more beefburger than beefcake me thinks.

 

[trigantle]

if he dosn't mind being called that, that is. Wouldn't want to hurt his feelings.............bless :xm

 

[Fat Bert]

The "woman" without the tits is actually Durex Kelly

The bloke in the 3rd picture is some second-rate goalkeeper - the picture was taken after he got sent off

The "male bodybuilder" is actually RHINO after the spray gun on the fake tanning machine got stuck in the "on" position

The bloke in the last picture? Well guess who before he owns up!

 

[willibet]

Lumpy - you are at it again... "motorcycling and biking* is being diluted by the popularity of it unfortunately". Straight away there's an assumption that newbies to biking are diluting the quality, ergo those more experience are somehow better people, rather than the more likely assumption that there were and are as many twats biking who've been doing it for decades as there is in those new to the game.

Unless you are hinting at some dark Darwinian process whereby biking being inherently a dangerous pastime it somehow weeds out more twats than non-twats over time.

*"motorcycling and biking" - two different things?

 

[andyBeaker]

Well said John.

Will you lot please behave yourself.

 

[trigantle]

like everything, it's a process of evolution. We the forum of t##ts, non t##ts, & t##ts in waiting have to evolve or we just fade away. But for some reason, some on here are a bit reluctant to want to change, & hanker for the way things were. That aint gonna happen, no matter how much it's wished for. As my old man used to say, wish in one hand, dump in the other, & see which fills the fastest. I'll think of the point in a minute :-0)

 

[Dickiebird]

Lumpy, I can only hope that your reply was p1ss-taking - otherwise how can you assume that anyone new is "diluting the quaility", let alone the huge conceit in the unsaid supposition that anyone that's been on here for a while is by definition "quality". I'm not.

I'm with John completely on this - being rude and driving away new starters is neither big nor clever, they should be given a chance to get their feet under the table. If they then turn out to be dicks, and god forbid are "diluting the quaility", give them the grief they deserve. But not until they've had a chance.

Oi !!! Theres nowt wrong wi' Dicks, so stop pickin' on us!! You won't get rid of me as easily as that !!! man8umman8um

 

[dave boyce]

I don't know if it's just me but I'm kinda getting a vibe that some recent members to this forum need a hug.....So come on ya silly things chin up give that nose a big blow....and join back in;-0))

 

[dave boyce]

Well said John.

Will you lot please behave yourself.

God you really are a crawly bum licker aren't you why don't you stick your tongue straight down the back of his trousers and have done with it...Could be a discount in it for you@tu*

 

[Centaur]

C'mon Dave

God you really are a crawly bum licker aren't you why don't you stick your tongue straight down the back of his trousers and have done with it...Could be a discount in it for you@tu*

Stop pussyfooting about.
Say what you think.
Andy's a big boy! He can take it on the chin.......well....if he's got one!:-0)

 

[Wolfie]

what peeps need on here is a sheep pad. i have just spent a very very nice 30 mins brushing my pad to a nice sheen again, so calming and it feels soooo soft and lovely again now, best ?12 you will ever spend, aaahhhhhh.

 

[dave boyce]

Stop pussyfooting about.
Say what you think.
Andy's a big boy! He can take it on the chin.......well....if he's got one!:-0)

Well Centaur I think we've all taken a moment to reflect on what's been said...Then I thought bollocks to that..Lets get back to the piss taking and abuse:yo:

 

[Rick448]

For what it's worth I agree with the original post. However this forum is no different to many others I use. It seems that there are always cliques and select members who feel they can type whatever they feel and try to belittle new members. It often appears that this bears a relation to the number of pointless posts a member has submitted. For me I just ignore anything I don't agree with and try not to get into arguments with wind up merchants. It does seem a shame to piss people off before they get a chance to get to know the good people and also potentially contribute.

 

[Centaur]

You Rick...

being one of the good people!:-0)8rfl@8rfl@8rfl@

 

[Centaur]

Seriously though....

I do know what John is on about. I have twitched a bit at some "welcoming" posts but hey......life's like that! Some sites take months to recognise a new member......not on here!:-0)

 

[Centaur]

Well Centaur I think we've all taken a moment to reflect on what's been said...Then I thought bollocks to that..Lets get back to the piss taking and abuse:yo:

@tu*@tu*@tu*

 

[Glenman]

I do know what John is on about. I have twitched a bit at some "welcoming" posts but hey......life's like that! Some sites take months to recognise a new member......not on here!:-0)

Then one pops out of the woodwork to prove you wrong:-0):-0)

 

[ceoils]

abuse

well I am new on here and some of the comments were a little harsh if you are not used to it. Not that any appeared to come my way....
oh shit now I'm in for it.

Still its mostly you kiddies sneaking into your bedroom whilst mum is out to use these evil words.

door now open, so how much abuse will I get, especially as I am almost as old as jaws, am tall bald and ugly. When I wear a blue woolie hat I look like a snooker cue.

nobby

 

[willibet]

Lumpy, I can't explain - you wrote it!

You said "motorcycling and biking is being diluted by the popularity of it unfortunately." (my highlighting)

Therefore I was asking YOU why you feel motorcycling and biking are two different things.

 

[morphgarth]

I do see what John is trying to say but equally think if your skin is that thin it must be very cold riding a bike!!!!!!8rfl@