Martin

[martin]

Wheres my pint.

Are we havin a kebab on the way home,

 

[Fat Bert]

Home

Home?

On a Friday neet?

Get a life FFS

When we we're "young" we never went home.............

It's Friday night - we're in Nottingham - home of THE original Beautiful Woman

What we going home for?

Gotta eat something

Think we'll try here ......

Been here before - got a special table reserved.....

Mandy will take "special care" of us as I'm a regular

Trust me Martin - here's to a night to remember


http://www.hooters.to/nottingham/

 

[martin]

Do they serve pickled onions

Need to stop for some tabs

 

[Fat Bert]

Noooooooooooo

Here's a flavour of whats in store dudie

http://www.hooters.to/nottingham/subgallery.php?type=7&gallery=59

and no they don't do pickled onions!!!

LOL

And can I have another Power Sherbert please?

 

[martin]

Why aren't you drinking tonic water

 

[Fat Bert]

Stan tempted me with those Power Shandies

and we need all the nail polished we can get for that twat from Sheffield

Anyway............ we're in Nottingham - my home town - lets get in on

Another Power Sherbert please waiter






















and a fruit based soft drink for the lightweight from Mansfield please

 

[martin]

Get fooked twat, Marstons all the way.

We need to find an asda, get pissed have a scrap.

Ironic tim can sort himself out.

 

[Fat Bert]

Nar - fighting for later

We need to get to Hooters - they won't save that "special" table for ever for us FFS

After that we're off for a "proper" night out

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en...=1&gl=uk&view=text&latlng=8231760977811860099

Asda's open 24 hours so a punch up at 3am will be fine!!

 

[martin]

I aint doin any bars with NG1 as there address. Might suit a fudge packer like you tho.

Need another piss, bollox.

 

[Fat Bert]

Another piss?

FFS tonic water for you in the future dudie

Nowt wrong with NG1 - nowt wrong with St Annes!!

Told you I know Nottingham LOL

20 years ago

 

[Fat Bert]

Hey!!

Lace Market Nottingham

Posers Paradise!!

Very fond memories

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&s...lH7Zx6_V88rcOOg&cbp=12,63.45752367702622,,0,5

 

[martin]

My vision is getting blurred

 

[Fat Bert]

Blurred

Must be pissed ya overweight lighweight LOL

Get a grip

Another Marstons

Or shall we start on the cocktails?

 

[martin]

No, Vision is ok. It was rain on me glasses.

Another marssstotons plis

Asskk theee baaarmn if he hassass any quooooo on the puke bex,box

 

[Fat Bert]

Asda time?

Roll back the chins!!

LOL

 

[martin]

Nooooo, noo asd, asd, aada,asda, yes asda, no.

Marzterns pleeeesse,

Fec meee, loooooouuk at teh k nocerrrss on heeer, fine sieet of tpo bllox

Dont said dont teel the mussis i saiid

 

[Fat Bert]

Night Night Lightweight

xxx

 

[martin]

Ha i win agin.

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[martin]

zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ Bastids kicnked my taaabs agin

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[martin]

My head hurts