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Highs and lows
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You will have to start kinetic training.
Take up golf - perfect outdoor activity at the moment providing some simple guidelines are followed....only limitation is the continuing availability of green keepers to maintain courses.
You know you want to...
I have free weights in the garage, so will take a load into one of the front rooms with my medicine balls, jungle gym and a bench. I’ll cope. Just.
No, I don’t. Golf is for faggots. Fact.Take up golf - perfect outdoor activity at the moment providing some simple guidelines are followed....only limitation is the continuing availability of green keepers to maintain courses.
You know you want to...
Golfists are artists, painting things of beauty with their finely honed woods and irons.
Those who chuck weights around, consume chemicals, applying fake tan and spend most of their time admiring themselves in mirrors aren't.
Especially the ones that ride motorised cycles.
Golfists are piss artists, painting things of beauty with their finely honed woods and irons.
Those who chuck weights around, consume chemicals, applying fake tan and spend most of their time admiring themselves in mirrors aren't.
Especially the ones that ride motorised cycles.
Corrected version.
I don’t consume chemicals and I don’t apply fake tan. I use mirrors correctly to check my formGolfists are artists, painting things of beauty with their finely honed woods and irons.
Those who chuck weights around, consume chemicals, applying fake tan and spend most of their time admiring themselves in mirrors aren't.
Especially the ones that ride motorised cycles.
I don’t consume chemicals and I don’t apply fake tan. I use mirrors correctly to check my form
You really shouldn't encourage me.
Gotta give you something to play with
The image that flashed through my mind should never be seen by anyone.Gotta give you something to play with
You don't drink alcohol?I don’t consume chemicals and I don’t apply fake tan. I use mirrors correctly to check my form
Only when away on holiday but even then, not much. I’m on 24 hour call, so no use to anyone if my phone rings in the middle of the night and I’m pissed as a mattress.
High: kids putting pictures of rainbows in their windows. Hopefully this will see the return of the rainbow as a symbol of innocence, rather than the political high jacking that it has endured
Low: the continued oxygen being provided to narcissistic celebrities intent on bombarding us with their "advice" and opinions.
Low: the continued oxygen being provided to narcissistic celebrities intent on bombarding us with their "advice" and opinions.
High
Nice cooked breakfast this morning
Low
Seeing The Mayor of New York quite rightly undermining some of the rubbish Trump is spouting. It shouldn't come to this
Nice cooked breakfast this morning
Low
Seeing The Mayor of New York quite rightly undermining some of the rubbish Trump is spouting. It shouldn't come to this
He wasn't fit for purpose before but he's now a serious threat to the American people.