Highs and lows

[andyBeaker]

we all have them .... what are yours that occur on a daily basis

Highs
Seeing the mrs first thing in the morning
Having a long hot shower, bliss
Having the cat go soppy all over me in the evening
The first cup of tea of the day

Lows
Shaving
Waking up needing a pee in the small hours

 

[slim63]

Why is this in the help section ?

 

[ogr1]

Why is this in the help section ?

'Waking up needing a pee in the small hours'.

It's a hint...

 

[Cougar377]

Why is this in the help section ?

Cos the other low he forgot to mention was Dementia.

 

[sr71caspar]

I think Beaker thought the section was called 'Help for non bikers'



To be fair, Beaker needs a lot of help.

 

[andyBeaker]

Cos the other low he forgot to mention was Dementia.

Careful,what you say on that subject please....

 

[Cougar377]

Careful,what you say on that subject please....

You said that earlier.

 

[derek kelly]

Highs.
Waking up....I’m still alive.
Hearing Bev snoring.....she’s still alive
First dump of the morning.....I didn’t shit the bed.
Remembering to take my tablets.....I haven’t got dementia.

lows.
Er...
Er....
Sorry, can’t think of any.

 

[ianrobbo1]

Highs, waking up and realizing I'm still breathing,
Lows, another day "getting better"

 

[slim63]

Highs , reading some of the piffle on here

lows, reading some of the piffle on here

 

[ogr1]

Highs..Winding you lot up on here.
Lows.. You lot winding me up on here.

 

[Pow-Lo]

Highs:
Waking up in the small hours for a pee with a mind numbing stiffy.
Waking up just after five not needing a pee with another belting boner.
Realising I'm back home in South Wales.
Going to the gym.
Loving my job.

Lows:
None.

 

[Cougar377]

Highs - Mount Everest
Lows - The Mariana Trench

 

[andyBeaker]

You said that earlier.

Sorry, not a subject I have any sense of humour on at all.

 

[Squag1]

Highs:
Waking up in the small hours for a pee with a mind numbing stiffy.
Waking up just after five not needing a pee with another belting boner.
Realising I'm back home in South Wales.
Going to the gym.
Loving my job.

Lows:
None.

Must be very noisy in your house

 

[sr71caspar]

Sorry, not a subject I have any sense of humour on at all.

Which is fair enough.


You shouldn't dictate that others can't joke about it, though.

 

[andyBeaker]

Which is fair enough.


You shouldn't dictate that others can't joke about it, though.

Have I dictated?

Expressed my thoughts, yes.

Anyone with any compassion would step back from the subject. It was similar on here some years ago when 'humourous' comments were made about wishing cancer on someone. Common sense and decency prevailed.

Either way, it had nothing to do with you, you just couldn't resist sticking the knife in.

 

[sr71caspar]

Have I dictated?

Expressed my thoughts, yes.

Anyone with any compassion would step back from the subject. It was similar on here some years ago when 'humourous' comments were made about wishing cancer on someone. Common sense and decency prevailed.

Either way, it had nothing to do with you, you just couldn't resist sticking the knife in.

No, I'm not sticking the knife in. Despite what you wish.

You told Cougar to be "careful" what he said on the subject. A threat.


So, wind yer beak in, Beaker.

 

[andyBeaker]

No, I'm not sticking the knife in. Despite what you wish.

You told Cougar to be "careful" what he said on the subject. A threat.


So, wind yer beak in, Beaker.

Whatever you say you are not going to get the response out of me that you clearly crave.

 

[Cougar377]

Whatever you say you are not going to get the response out of me that you clearly crave.

Clearly it's a subject that is close to you, which is why I left it, but it might help to qualify your statements if you gave a brief explanation as to why it's obviously personal to you.
I'm not prying or fishing for details, but you've been on this forum a lot longer than me and by now you know full well (as I do) that most things on here are fair game.

Just a suggestion.