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What the ? Fook me

ogr1

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sideways....So this myopic bint did just that at 13.40 Hrs today.. Just back from passing it's MOT.
I was approx 600 yards from home.....Tw@t!
I'm ok apart from sore back.
My baby is not well.
More info later, sorting out insurance.
Meanwhile here's the sad pics.
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DanBow

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That is proper shite mate, glad you're ok though.
 

derek kelly

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Could have been much worse mate, bikes can be fixed or replaced, people can’t
 

DEG5Y

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There's a lot of fluid there, hope it's just petrol.

Sad thing is the insurers will probably want to write it off.
 

Cougar377

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Jeez mate, that's a pisser.
Glad you're OK.... ish.

Good job you've got the MZ as a spare.
 

Jaws

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There's a lot of fluid there, hope it's just petrol.

Sad thing is the insurers will probably want to write it off.
It will proly be a broken gen cover and that is oil

Abolutly gutted for you.
but good news is your proly looking at about a grand to sort providing the nose cone is ok
and you should get about £2.5k and the bike back
 

Malone

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You should get your sore back checked out as the after effects and adrenaline maybe masking other injuries. So sorry to see this has happened to you.


That copper-ess looks like she wants to give you a ticket for littering or anything else she can think of,
 

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ogr1

Bummer.

Glad you and (presumably) the driver/passengers are OK.

As above, it’s only a lump of metal and plastic. Flesh and bone not so easy to mend.




ps Are you sure it didn’t just tip over as a result of all stickers plastered all over it?

:couch:
 

ogr1

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Thanks everyone...(y) but there's more.
A bit long winded, but indulge me for a mo.
After rolling across the rode and trying
to protect my lid, she gets out of the car
and states that she didn't see me.
I was extremely pissed off as you could
well imagine & after a few profanities from me, I think I scared her off.
Told her to ring the police, which see duly
did, me thinking there's no way you're getting away with this.
Two cso's arrive, the other one a male (not in pic) a beard down to his naval and
I almost asked him to do a rendition of
'La Grange' from ZZ Top to calm me down. To be fair, they did all the leg work
with her details and passed them over to me. They helped me pick the bike up and
I noticed and pointed out that the right
hand indicator was still flashing when I switched the ignition on, they confirmed that too. Anyhow, a traffic cop then pulls
up asked his colleagues a few questions
and the 3rd party was offered a seat in the back of his snazzy BM. Meanwhile i'm
onto the insurance i.e. Bennetts.
With numerous questions ranging from..
Have you past your bike test?
Was you wearing the appropriate attire?
What mods if any have you changed on
the bike?
After that I get a call from a company called 4th Dimension working on behalf
of Bennetts, so same questions again.
They have a logistics team who will arrange a date for the 'Bird' to be collected and assessed for repair/ damage via their approved Honda technicians. I already know how that's
going to turn out. Road side recovery was
eta 60 to 90 mins. Sod that I said I will
free wheel it home, it's all downhill anyway. The police actually took the
woman home and drove her feckin car
too because she was in a state....WTF!
Who's the feckin innocent party here.
Un feckin believable!!!
I arrived home eventually and get another
call from the 'Bike assist team', same feckin questions, but I am allegedly getting a loan bike, same spec as the 'Bird' apparently? It better not be that
scudzuki bus thingy?
Asked for my lid size cause that's a freebie from them after telling me to bin my nearly new lid....nowt wrong with it as far as I can see. Told me to claim for any gear had on if i'm not happy, any time lost
through injury related crash, any receipts
for medication, petrol, parking etc.
Funny how I didn't take any extra cover for
my gear either.
The accident happened like this....
She was sat at the hill of the junction waiting to turn right.
I was also turning right into junction where she was giving way.
I was doing maybe 5/10 mph, lights and
indicator on, as a crossed her path she decided to pull out and shunted me out
of the way.
I dont know what damage is under the
fairings? The right hand fairing is scuffed
to feck, left fairing ok, shroom protector
is bent at 45° just hope the frame isn't goosed?
Oil spill, no idea. Left it for an hour then
fired it up, sounds lumpy and rough, maybe oil refill will fettle that, but will
check engine covers 1st.
That's it, soz for the delay, hope it reads
well.
 

ogr1

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ogr1

Bummer.

Glad you and (presumably) the driver/passengers are OK.

As above, it’s only a lump of metal and plastic. Flesh and bone not so easy to mend.




ps Are you sure it didn’t just tip over as a result of all stickers plastered all over it?

:couch:
Now't wrong with a few decals.
 

Squag1

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That absolute crap.
But I can't visualise the circumstances, not that it makes any difference.
 

Ned52

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Be careful very careful about a loan bike, If you have another form of transport as it could come back and
bite you.
just saying
 

Cougar377

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I just looked at the 2nd pic again. God, but she’s ugly! Like a distorted Greta Thunderwhattever. Check she hasn’t curdled your oil.
You're making the assumption that it's a "she". With the 50 squillion genders to choose from, it could be anything these days.

She does seem to be giving Ogr1 the evil eye, though...
 

Cougar377

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Now't wrong with a few decals.
Especially that shy and retiring critter, Taz. (y)

I expect she'll claim that it frightened her so much that she let go of the clutch in terror and now needs therapy for the nightmares.
 
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