A SWEET MARRIAGE TALE.
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out to town and party with his old buddies again.
So he said to his new wife, “ Honey, I am going out and I’ll be right back”.
“ Where are you going coochy Cooh? “ asked the wife.
“ I’m going to the bar, pretty face. I’m just going there to have a beer.”
The wife said “ you. Want a beer, my love ?” She opened the door to the fridge and showed him 10 different kinds of beer brands from 10different countries.
The husband didn’t know what to do, and the only thing he could think of saying was , “ Yes, lolly pop .. but at the bar... you know ... they have those frozen glasses “.
He didn’t get to finish the sentence because the wife interrupted by saying “ You want a frozen glass , puppy face?” She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer , so frozen she was getting chills holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said “ Yes tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d”oeuvres that are really delicious. I won’t be long. I’ll be right back . I promise. OK?”
You want hors d”oeuvres she opened the freezer and took out 5 different hors d”oeuvres : chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps,pork strips etc.
“ But my sweet honey ...at the bar...you know ...it’s noisy, it’s loud, there’s swearing, dirty words and all that”.
“ You want dirty words , Dickhead? Drink your effing beer in your goddam frozen mug and eat your mothereffing snacks because you are married now, and you aren’t going effing anywhere. Got it a** hole ?”