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  1. ianrobbo1

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  3. Quiney

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    Englishman: "That your dog?"
    Welshman: "Yep."
    Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?"
    Welshman: "Dog don't talk Bud."
    Englishman: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
    Dog: "Doin' all right."
    Welshman: (Look of shock!)
    Englishman: "Is this Welshman your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)
    Dog: "Yep."
    Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
    Welshman: (Look of total disbelief)
    Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
    Welshman: "Horse don;t talk bud."
    Englishman: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
    Horse: "Cool."
    Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)
    Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)
    Horse: "Yep."
    Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."
    Welshman: (Look of total amazement)
    Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
    Welshman: "That sheep's a bloody liar but!
     
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  4. derek kelly

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    I was watching telly last night when one of those adverts came on, you know the one's soulful music with some overpaid celebrity putting on a sad voice begging for money to help some kid get an Education or something, anyway, the camera pans to a group of kids with flies all over them & I thought, "where can I get one of those cos those sticky things that hang from the ceiling are shite".
     
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  10. derek kelly

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    A lumberjack walks into the enchanted forest, he draws back his axe & is about to rend an almighty blow when suddenly the tree says "wait, I'm a talking tree"
    The lumberjack unbowed by this revelation declares"then you will dialogue"
     
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