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Squag1

Can't remember....
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True story.
On a student trip (3rd level) "The Lads" were at the back of the bus with the usual magazines.
The girls sensibly sat up front.
One of the lads held up the centre page fold out and called one of the girls to try and embarrass her.

He then shouted up "Come here a minute"
She shouted back "You wouldn't last a minute" to roars of approval and glee from everybody else.
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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When I was at Chelmsford we had an Officer recently joined from Pentonville, his wife still lived & worked in London, she got home from work & the phone rang, the voice on the other end of the line asked "do you know what I've got in My hand?" Quick as a flash (pun intended) she replied "if You've only got it in one hand it's no use to me"
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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Mentioning captains in quiz...
Why does Popeye's peni$ get rusty?
It's always on Olive Oyl:D:eek:
 

andyBeaker

Moderator
Staff member
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How long did you own and ride a "motorbike" ?? seems like the worst of "I used to smoke" but gave it up and I think everyone else should as well syndrome. :rolleyes::rolleyes::);)
Anyone can make a mistake. The trick is to learn from it. I did and sold my motorcycle.
 
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