Yessss.. but which one ??!!!!Gay bar
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I walked into a pub the other day.
Fourteen stitches.
Fourteen stitches.
And now he is the big lad and his playmate is the puppy !The picture in question was taken inside Yvonne's wobble box at Thetford Rugby club the year my Elizabeth attended, I've forgotten which one that was, but "this" was in attendance,
Do you mean Bar
Did you forget you can't talk to people like that, who aren't actually employed under you and who don't want to lose their jobs?
A very prestigious Cardiologist died, and was given a very
elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his
life.
A huge heart, covered in flowers stood behind the
casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in
awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful
heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners just burst into
laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry. I was
just thinking of my own funeral....... I'm a Gynaecologist!'
elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his
life.
A huge heart, covered in flowers stood behind the
casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in
awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful
heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners just burst into
laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry. I was
just thinking of my own funeral....... I'm a Gynaecologist!'
There has been a spate of burglaries around here. The Police knew it was a guy called Cal but couldn’t catch him.
The weird thing is he broke into people’s homes just it seems to ruin their washing machines by putting a brick in them and switching them on. All a bit strange.
Anyway, he’s been found dead in an alleyway due to a drugs overdose.
its never nice hearing of people’s death but looking on the bright side washing machines live longer with Cal gone
The weird thing is he broke into people’s homes just it seems to ruin their washing machines by putting a brick in them and switching them on. All a bit strange.
Anyway, he’s been found dead in an alleyway due to a drugs overdose.
its never nice hearing of people’s death but looking on the bright side washing machines live longer with Cal gone
The wife was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon & eggs when I suddenly heard a loud thud.
Running in I found her collapsed on the floor & not breathing.
I had no idea what to do. Then I remembered, Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for just £3.99.
Running in I found her collapsed on the floor & not breathing.
I had no idea what to do. Then I remembered, Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for just £3.99.