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Daily Smile thread

Malone

Been there, and had one
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And his victim said - I can’t breathe ............................................... thankfully :risas3:
 

ogr1

I can still see ya.....
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Wives are never free, there's always a cost somewhere...

They would cut yer happy sack off if you
went with a pro, but one way or another we have been paying for sex for years.
Thinking about it...i'm about due for a feckin huge rebate.:D
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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For the foreigners here the pic of the guy on the bus with the bottle on his head....
People from Co. Cavan are "very thrifty", well it's closer to NI/Scotland.

They say that they eat their dinner out of a drawer.
(So if anybody arrives unexpectedly they can close the drawer and not have to offer the visitor anything)
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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The old joke is....
Woman stops on country road and asks young lad "Am I far from Cavan"
He said....
"Depends on when you went to the bull"
 
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