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DanBow

Like a leaf on the wind . . .
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You filthy beast. :eek:

Yes.

In all honesty I don't use WD40. I use Rocol penetrating oil and Rocol Lubrication oil. Both of which are liberated, along with Rocol spray grease, from works engineering stores. :applaudit:
 

Cougar377

Express elevator to hell
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Yes.

In all honesty I don't use WD40. I use Rocol penetrating oil and Rocol Lubrication oil. Both of which are liberated, along with Rocol spray grease, from works engineering stores. :applaudit:
:cop::cop::cop::cop:
 

Lee337

Confused Poster
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.

Complete waste of money. She just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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A symptom of Covid-19 is lack of taste, BMW drivers are requested to report for testing as soon as possible
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
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A true golden oldie !!

The Reverend John Flapps spots a female member of his congregation staggering drunkenly along the street. He tries to assist her but they stumble and he falls on top of her.
A passing policeman comes up and says "Oi mate, you can't do that in the street".
The rev replies, "Please You don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps".
To which the cop replies "Well, if you're in that far mate, you may as well finish the job".
 
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