Daily Smile thread

[Martin L Batley]

Can’t have been a good teacher if he needed a compass to find the blackboard

He never had any trouble finding the target of his missiles though.

 

[slim63]

Think that's bad, our maths teacher threw whatever was in his hand. I'm telling you absolutely no one spoke in class when he was using the big blackboard compass.

Mine used to throw chalk & shout a lot, he lobbed a piece of chalk at me once & started bellowing, I lobbed it back straight into his fat gob & nearly choked the twat ……………… probably why I have always been crap at maths

 

[derek kelly]

We had a teacher (Mr Ghent) he would grab hold of your sideburns, if you didn’t have sideburns he grabbed your ears, he would drag you out of your seat raise you to tip toes then drag you to the floor then up again.

 

[Cougar377]

Can you imagine what

We had a teacher (Mr Ghent) he would grab hold of your sideburns, if you didn’t have sideburns he grabbed your ears, he would drag you out of your seat raise you to tip toes then drag you to the floor then up again.

I think every male teacher in my secondary school was taught that technique.... Probably by Japanese POWs.
Our history teacher also favoured using 2 steel rulers taped together at one end and rapped across the back of the hands.

 

[Malone]

Mine used to throw chalk & shout a lot, he lobbed a piece of chalk at me once & started bellowing, I lobbed it back straight into his fat gob & nearly choked the twat ……………… probably why I have always been crap at maths

Shame you were bad at maths, you could have been a great darts player

 

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[Malone]

A Roman legionary walked into the same bar, held up two fingers and said five beers please.

 

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[Malone]

speeding stop


https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1088022471572208

 

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[Malone]

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