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A young woman walks into a Chartered accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her tax Returns...
The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”
He gets her name, address etc. And then asks, ”What’s your occupation?”
“I’m a prostitute,” she says.
The accountant is taken aback and says, “That's too gross. Let’s try to re-phrase that."
The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”
“No, that still won’t work. Need something more acceptable."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”
Account says: “Brilliant !! Poultry Farmer it is! agricultural income is tax free"
The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”
He gets her name, address etc. And then asks, ”What’s your occupation?”
“I’m a prostitute,” she says.
The accountant is taken aback and says, “That's too gross. Let’s try to re-phrase that."
The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”
“No, that still won’t work. Need something more acceptable."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”
Account says: “Brilliant !! Poultry Farmer it is! agricultural income is tax free"
It'd be funny if it wasn't so true.
Think that's bad, our maths teacher threw whatever was in his hand. I'm telling you absolutely no one spoke in class when he was using the big blackboard compass.
Can’t have been a good teacher if he needed a compass to find the blackboard