Daily Smile thread

andyBeaker · 11/6/20

DLN1965 said:
See post at 10.55

Have a House point.

:campeon:

johnboy · 11/6/20

derek kelly · 11/6/20

Describe your sex life,
Infrequent,
Is that one word or two?

ogr1 · 11/6/20

derek kelly said:
Describe your sex life,
Infrequent,
Is that one word or two?

Two...If it was 'outfrequent' then yes, that one word would be...depressed.

sr71caspar · 12/6/20

Cougar377 · 12/6/20

One really good thing about this lockdown is that I've now caught up on my backlog of books.

Trouble is I've now run out of crayons.

ogr1 · 12/6/20

Cougar377 said:
One really good thing about this lockdown is that I've now caught up on my backlog of books.

Trouble is I've now run out of crayons.

I hope you're only using primary colours young man?

Malone · 12/6/20

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Martin L Batley · 12/6/20

derek kelly · 12/6/20

Malone said:
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Where did you get the picture of Jaws from?

Squag1 · 12/6/20

derek kelly said:
Where did you get the picture of Jaws from?

I thought you meant the one with the two old dears

Malone · 13/6/20

Whoa horsey, whoa! Can you get your knee down on a horse?

Jaws · 13/6/20

So, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are to stay at home.

Sounds more like the World cup finals.

Jaws · 13/6/20

Squag1 said:
I thought you meant the one with the two old dears

I do not look ANYTHING like the 2 old dears !

Squag1 · 13/6/20

Jaws said:
I do not look ANYTHING like the 2 old dears !

The guy taking the Viaga - you know what I mean