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or its called working in a shop
Bruce takes his wife to casualty.
Her teeth are missing, her lips and gums are bleeding, her nose is broken, she's got 2 black eyes, one ear is hanging off and big tufts of her hair are missing.
The doctor say's 'what has happened to your wife'?
Jock replies, 'going through the change.'
The doctor say's, '
That doesn't happen when a woman goes through the change',
and Jock replied, '
It does when it's in my
coat pocket'.
Her teeth are missing, her lips and gums are bleeding, her nose is broken, she's got 2 black eyes, one ear is hanging off and big tufts of her hair are missing.
The doctor say's 'what has happened to your wife'?
Jock replies, 'going through the change.'
The doctor say's, '
That doesn't happen when a woman goes through the change',
and Jock replied, '
It does when it's in my
Man - "what did your first wife die of"?
Gangster - "Eating poisoned mushrooms"
Man - "What did your second wife die of"?
Gangster - "Eating poisoned mushrooms"
Man - "Wow, that's tough, what did your third wife die of"?
Gangster - "Hatchet in the back of the head"
Man - "how come"
Gangster - "She wouldn't eat the poisoned mushrooms"!
Gangster - "Eating poisoned mushrooms"
Man - "What did your second wife die of"?
Gangster - "Eating poisoned mushrooms"
Man - "Wow, that's tough, what did your third wife die of"?
Gangster - "Hatchet in the back of the head"
Man - "how come"
Gangster - "She wouldn't eat the poisoned mushrooms"!
My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on her forehead.
We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on her forehead.
