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If you kill an Irishman is it endemic?
How did Thomas Edison know he was having a lightbulb moment?
Flash of genius...How did Thomas Edison know he was having a lightbulb moment?
I don't get it. Why is that funny??
*Medical experts were asked if it is time to ease the lockdown.*
*Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.*
*Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.*
*Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.*
*Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"*
*Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.*
*Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.*
*Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."*
*Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.*
*Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty *Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.*
*In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes.*
*Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.*
*Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.*
*Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.*
*Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"*
*Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.*
*Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.*
*Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."*
*Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.*
*Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty *Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.*
*In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes.*
See post at 10.55