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That Greta Thundbergh has established a cult following, maybe they can be like that other cult that wanted to go to the moon, they could build a rocket & call themselves the Thunderbergs.
So we've got to sing "Nelly the Elephant" when doing CPR and "Happy Birthday" twice when washing our hands.
If you collapse in the street now you''ll be lying there thinking "I'm f*cking dying here and all these twats want to do is have a karaoke...!".
If you collapse in the street now you''ll be lying there thinking "I'm f*cking dying here and all these twats want to do is have a karaoke...!".
Went to the driving range this morning, the appearance of theses chaps half way through summed up the weather beautifully, couldn't help but have a chuckle
Glad they’ve found some use for a golf course.
To who?
Just as yer bulbs went out for the last time, the encore would be.....All together now.
Driving range Derek, driving range.
Different to a gold course.
As it happens it is prime house building land.......watch this space....
Should've taken a shotgun.
I’ll be honest i made them ‘pay attention’ with a mishit shot!!