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Cougar377

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Due to political correctness, Dick Van Dyke will now be known as Penis Tranny Lesbian.
 

ianrobbo1

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I went to my local Chinese last night

I ordered chicken chow mein egg fried rice and Singapore crispy noodles

The ladyparts tipped it loose into a plastic carrier bag

I said what the fuck are you doing?

He said we’re not allowed to put Chinese into containers anymore
 
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