Daily Smile thread

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[Jaws]

Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding to Prince Charles and, as the day wore on, they became increasingly tight around her feet. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they finally retired to their honeymoon suite, she fopped on the bed and said, “Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are absolutely killing me!” The Prince of Wales worked on her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge.
“Harder!” yelled Camilla, “Harder!”
Charles yelled back, “I’m trying, my darling! But it’s just so blooming tight!”
“Come on, my prince! Give it all you’ve got!” she cried.
Finally the shoe was released, Charles let out a loud groan and Camilla exclaimed, “Oh God, that feels so good!”In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Philip, “See? I told you with a face like that, she would still be a virgin!”
Meanwhile, Charles was working hard to remove Camilla’s other shoe.
“Oh, bloody hell, darling! This one’s even tighter!”
Prince Philip said to the Queen: “That’s my boy. Once a navy man, always a navy man!”

 

[Nige F]

Sad, sad people who are setting off fireworks in the middle of October.

One frightened the cat so much it ran up the Xmas tree

 

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[Jaws]

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Funnily enough............
Car radio is automatic but the van one....
We usually only make one trip in it after October, then in January we are down in Spain .. Returning at the end of March, so as is suggested, it does not get altered !

 

[derek kelly]

Sad, sad people who are setting off fireworks in the middle of October.

One frightened the cat so much it ran up the Xmas tree

Pinching this

 

[ogr1]

Sad, sad people who are setting off fireworks in the middle of October.

One frightened the cat so much it ran up the Xmas tree

Hope the easter eggs are still intact?

 

[T.C]

Pinching this

So am I

 

[Nige F]

Hope the easter eggs are still intact?

They sure are...

 

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[Quiney]

For a while now I've been running a chicken dating agency.
But things have not been going well so I'm having to give it up.
I just can't make hens meet.

 

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